Meredith Grey's VIPenis

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He sat in his office doing what he wuld normaly do on work days, work. He had a stack of paper needing to be signed, he had cases with such moron of interns tending to the patients and he also had to decide who was going to qualify for the internship starting in two weeks.

The chief and all the other attending had chosen the twenty med students without him since he had called in sick for two days a while back. The whole waxing and penis problem coming to factor in that situation. His job now was to place a check mark on those files that were chosen. If he disagreed he would have to take it up with the cheif. At this point, he really didn't care, reading through all the files beforehand made him a little more confident about the new interns hoping they would be ten times better than the current dimwits. He checked one, then another, then anotheruntil he landed on the last on on his desk.

Parker Sloan.

He had made it. He was chosen as an intern for Seattle Grace. He was a proud papa, a stupid grin on his face. Parker was in.

Whipping out his cell phone he dialed Mark's number. His so called best friend didn't even return any of his phonce calls from last week when he had called him. He didn't even have Parker's number, thus leaving him to ring plastic surgeon hot shot Marcus Sloan hoping he would answer his damn phone.

He was in luck.

"Dr Mark Sloan."

"Asshole!" Derek yelled into the phone, his creative and speacial greeting only used towards him.

"What? Who the fuck is this?"

"Derek, asshole."

"Oh, hey. What's up?" the voice replied in amusment.

"What's up? A stick up your ass is what's up. Have you not been getting my messages?"

"I have." he answered, his reply very short and breif.

"And?"

"I was busy Shep, pleasing the ladies. You understand."

"No I don't understand. You couldn't even call once for even five minutes." he yelled into the phone wondering how he could even be his best friend.

"Hey, the last time I called you, you were having an orgasm. I was not going to go through that again."

"That was one time, and two months ago." he defended, smirking at the thought of Meredith sucking on his cock. She was very good with her mouth, and her feet for that matter when it concerned his Jimmy and the twins.

"Well it was disturbing, and the scariest moment of my life. The only time I would be fine with it is if we were in an orgy and you were fucking some girl in the corner while I would be ravished by many naked women. Only time man."

"Orgy?" he asked in shock. "Never mind, no sex talk please."

"Fine."

"What I called to talk to you about is Parker."

"Parker? What about him?"

"Did you know he applied for an internship here in Seattle." he stated, rolling his eyes at the bond Mark shared with his little brother.

"No shit! Wow, I would have thought he would just try his internship here in New York."

"And what makes you think that? He hates New York, he went to school in Boston just to get away from the Apple."

"But he also hates rain. I don't have the weather network set everytime I tunr on the tv but I do know it rains cats and dogs there Shep." he explained, cocky as usual.