𝔄 𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔶 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰 ♡

𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜...

First of all I want to clarify bc its been bothering me lately. When I refer to you guys that read this as 'whores' its not in a mean way (im sorry if you read it as such). Reasons behind it is that a) i am uncreative and couldnt think of a cute original nickname i wanted to call you guys that read this (although who am I kidding no one reads this) and b) i use it a lot in everyday life its honestly an inside joke between me and my sister. This (picture below) is a representation of how I use the term:

(I deadass spent at least 15 mins looking for this)
Now that we have that cleared up- i think  we can go on to what i wanted to talk about and then I have some more things I wanna say to someone new that ive been introduced to.

-Wait before I even get started on the topics I want to discuss i wanna address people following me like i just want to ask why??  like someone followed me yesterday and I was so confused like what did I do to deserve that follow???? (i am confusion)-

Now onto the regularly scheduled programming...

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So, Sowoozo has passed already (i think), and no I didnt get tickets bc im broke, i had money but I spent it all on a birthday gift for someone close to me- im getting sidetracked. Anyways i saw some illegal videos on yt and oh my gosh i wish i did have the money (even if I did I wouldnt be able to get them bc my fam hates kpop anyways) again off topic.
Wth is wrong with me today I am all over the place.
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Was kookies piercings real this time or fake??  I genuinely dont know and i dont want to be a clown again sooooooo....someone please tell me.
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Also Daechwita with all of them (🤭) i am sorry to say (why tf is there a typewriter font now WP...what the fuck!?!?) (im just going to keep going) i laughed when I saw jin and tae's beards it was late and i was already delirious but besides me cracking up over that hobi............Jung-fucking Hoseok ate that shit up, he rapped my fav part in the song too, so i rewatched his part like five times before continuing lol.

Yoongi with the new hair color and length (he heard ARMY's prayers for long-haired yoongi) but...its fucking blond HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!

Joons mullet with the undercut(?) too...lets just say I was having a hard time breathing yesterday.

This concludes this part of the segment.
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Now we introduce a new author I need to add to my Author Hall of Fame(ill do it later on)...drum roll please:
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starynightae   
-This author is fucking amazing and Ive read two of their books so far (one of which I didnt know it was theirs)
-First I must say i love you and your writing so much!
-I am currently simping over freckles (as you can tell from the title) bc its so cute and an amzing storyline like wtf!!
-next i can say you are absolutely beautiful like wow...crazy how such beauty occured so naturally
-also you are so cute i kinda wanna give you a big warm hug and pinch your cheeks.
- I definitely will be reading more of your books in the future and will probably fly through them bc i have no life lol
-your page is so aesthetic too something I only wish to achieve like wow..just wow
-now i feel like Im rambling but i appreciate your talent and want you to know that you are amazing and loved by me and a bunch of other people.

Bye love you guys and hope you have a sparkly shiny day (what even is that idk?)
Love you my sexy, show-stopping whores! <3
*mic drop*
Peace!!! ✌🏽