Life savers (a Rhett and Link fanfic)

There's no place like home.

Sophie begins to sing We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.

She plays the music on her phone and sings it to Rhett and Link.

"I remember when we broke up the first time

Saying, "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like

We hadn't seen each other in a month

When you said you needed space. (What?)

Then you come around again and say

"Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me."

Remember how that lasted for a day?

I say, "I hate you," we break up, you call me, "I love you."

Ooh, we called it off again last night

But ooh,"

Sophie pokes Rhett on the arm.

"this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never ever ever getting back together,

We are never ever ever getting back together,

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Like, ever...

I'm really gonna miss you picking fights

And me falling for it screaming that I'm right

And you would hide away and find your peace of mind

With some indie record that's much cooler than mine

Ooh, you called me up again tonight

But ooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never, ever, ever getting back together

We are never, ever, ever getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Oh oh oh

I used to think that we were forever ever

And I used to say, "Never say never..."

Uggg... so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you,"

And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,

We are never getting back together. Like, ever"

No!

We are never ever ever getting back together

We are never ever ever getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together

We, ooh, getting back together, ohhh,

We, ooh, getting back together

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me (talk to me)

But we are never ever ever ever getting back together"

Sophie stops singing and grabs Link's hand. Link swiftly kisses Sophie's forehead. Sophie blushes.

Sophie then runs over to Rhett and grabs his arm. She hugs him tight.

"Friendly hugs!" Says Sophie as she hugs really tight.

"Too.. friendly!" Says Rhett as he hugs back.

"Sorry bud!" Says Sophie.

"Don't know your own strength huh?" Asks Rhett. He then laughs.

"Wanna race? Hahaha!" Asks Link playfully.

"Yeah. You know I'll win." Says Rhett.

"You sure about that?" Says Sophie as she smirks at Rhett

"I don't think he is." Says Link before he laughs.

"Well let's just see." Says Rhett.

They line up beside the tree and get ready.

"Ready? 3,2,1 GO!" Says Sophie. She then takes off like an Olympic runner.

Rhett and Link's eyes widen as they see how fast she is. They trail about 2 feet behind.

Sophie makes a sharp turn around the tree and runs toward the finish.

"C'mon boys! You're getting beaten by a giiiirrrrlllll!!!" Sophie yells behind.

"You're not done yet!" Yells Rhett as he trails very close behind Sophie.

"Eat my dust Rhett!" Says Sophie as she runs faster.

She crosses the finish and laughs.

"That's how the girls do it!" Says Sophie.

Rhett finally reaches the finish with Link trailing behind.

"Wow..... you're..... fast!" Says Link taking a breath between every word.

"Thanks...." says Sophie before she collapses onto the ground.

Rhett collapses onto Sophie's face.

"Hey bro! Watch the face!" Says Sophie jokingly.

"Oh sorry!" Says Rhett as he gets back up.