CONTENT WARNING

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This is a warning for anyone who doesn't like any of the following:

Offensive Jokes (both slightly racist and homophobic)

Vivid Descriptions of Violence

Vivid and Graphic Descriptions of Torture

Dark Humour (Mostly in Regards to Terrorism.)

Obscenely Vivid Descriptions of random things for no reason other than pure vibes.

If you don't like any of what was listed, please proceed to remove yourself from this metaphysical dimension and stop reading this story. This story will get obscenely retarded in multiple areas so if you try to apply real life logic to it, you will ultimately fail and lose braincells, saying that, you'll lose braincells anyway. We are that fucking stupid.

This is for your own good. Stop reading if you're a snowflake and have no sense of humour.

For those of you that remain, know that this is by far my most offensive and dumbest story to date. If you have a sense of humour whatsoever then please enjoy as this group of retards collectively make you all lose braincells and piss off every single community all at once.

Also references. All of them. References to other authors and other books as well as the usual memes.

Anyway, I digress.

Enjoy!

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