✍︎𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐✍︎ (ᴀ Bᴀᴋᴜᴅᴇᴋᴜ Sᴛᴏʀʏ)

✍︎Detective Meow Meow ✍︎

Aoyama wasn't a violent soul.

It was quite the opposite actually.

He's the kind of person to have a manipedi while talking to the manicurist how Aiko told Emiko that Kimiko had told her cousin's aunt's daughter's sister's daughter's boyfriend that he was the worst.

He preferred not to venture into the violent side. It was way too hard on his petit corps délicat.

So while everyone was rummaging around for a pencil, playing tug of war with paper and unnecessarily yeeting Mineta to the side, he wrote down his question as elegantly as he could.

Until someone accidentally nudged him, messing up his written question.

Aoyama wasn't a violent soul.

It was quite the opposite actually.

But fuck it.

He was going to be all kinds of violent.

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Izuku leaned on Katsuki as he read over the questions, tapping the end of his pencil on his cheek.

"First question; is Bakugou gay?"Izuku giggled to himself, and looked up at Katsuki."Hey, baby, are you gay?"

"So fucking gay."Katsuki snickered.

"But do they need to know that?"

"Like hell they do."

Izuku scribbled down his answer.

"Now, onto the next question.". Izuku read over the question and rolled his lips into his mouth. "Well this one's going to be a problem."

He rose the paper for Katsuki to read, and the blond ran his eyes over it.

"Welp, I think it's finally time you let them know."

"Are you sure, Kat? 'Cause this will technically answer the first question."

"Ehn. It doesn't matter, to be honest."

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The questions came in faster than if Kirishima heard that there was an all you can eat meat buffet, and the pinkette waved the pile of papers in her hands, grabbing everyone's attention.

"Fellow shippers, the questions have arrived."Ashido announced, and everyone, except Todoroki, cheered.

"Alrighty! Let's see what we have here...."Ashido ran her eyes over the first question and smiled. "Haha. My question is first!". She giggled. "First question; is Bakugou gay?...and their answer isssss....I thought this was a question about me not Kat? Sorry but I....can't....answer.....that.". Her shoulders sagged in defeat.

"Heh."Todoroki snorted.

Ashido glared at him, eyes narrowed into slits."What?"

"Sorry, just choked on my soba.". He wasn't eating soba.

"Want me to choke you instead?"she growled.

"That's kinky."Kaminari chose to comment, getting slapped upside the head by Jirou.

"Read the next question-"Hagakure said, unable to contain her excitement, as she thumped her feet on the ground.

Ashido glared at Todoroki some more then cleared her throat. "Question 2; What's your gender? And their answer isssss.....I'm a guy."

Ashido's eyes went as wide as saucers.

Todoroki choked on his saliva.

Jirou's jaw fell slack.