✍︎𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐✍︎ (ᴀ Bᴀᴋᴜᴅᴇᴋᴜ Sᴛᴏʀʏ)

✍︎They Do Be Gay✍︎

"Mr Aizawa."

"Problem child."

"Okay. Let's say, hypothetically, that Kacchan and I are dating, how would you feel?"

"I'd question my sanity and wonder why the world decided to pair two problem children together...but I guess I'll be happy for you two."

Izuku smiled. There was nothing better than getting approval from your not biological dad.

Aizawa almost smiled but he quickly caught himself and coughed."Is that all?"he asked, coughing again as he tried to avoid eye contact.

"I love you, second dad."

"I l-second dad?". Aizawa had almost slipped by telling the boy, whom he had dubbed the nickname 'problem child', that he loved him too, but he caught himself.

"Yeah, All Might is my first dad and you're my second. But don't tell Todoroki that or he'd probably self  combust."Izuku whispered, eyes darting around just incase there were unwanted ears nearby.

"I'll try to keep my mouth shut."Aizawa said plainly.

Izuku smiled again, giving the sleep deprived teacher a small wave."Bye, dadzawa."

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Aizawa has seen a lot of weird things, but seriously? It was like the world was desperately trying to make him give a fuck.

The first day he saw this, he ignored.

Second day, he almost-was this close to giving a fuck but he composed himself.

Third day, he was walking with Midnight and Present Mic, so fortunately, he couldn't approach the two.

Fourth day, aka today, he was all alone, boring holes into the side of Monoma's face as he thought of the best ways to murder someone without leaving evidence (Note to self: Ask Tokoyami about that later.).

Not that he wanted to question or ask, but he couldn't help but wonder what his not so biological son was doing laughing and having the time of his life with Monoma.

Of all people.

Though, he didn't mind this....okay maybe he did. He was worried for Shinso's sanity if he ended up liking Monoma, which from the looks of it, seems like it won't take long.

But dammit, what's with the problem child and his not so biological son having interests in loud blonds? (Yes, Aizawa had figured out that Izuku and Katsuki were dating. You just don't hypothetically ask a question like that.)

Although, he didn't have a right to question that, seeing as he too was dating a loud blond, but, he hoped, with all his might, that Monoma was the right person for Shinso.

If not, he is going to throw some hands.

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"Midoriya."

Izuku looked up from his math textbook, cocking his head as he saw Shinso press the pads of his index fingers together as though he was nervous.

"Shin, what's wrong?"Izuku asked, setting aside his textbook on Katsuki's lap as he fully turned his torso to face the insomniac.

Shinso darted his tongue over his bottom lip before taking it into his mouth to start mercilessly biting on it.

Izuku had never seen Shinso like this-so nervous. The only time he was like this was when he thought Katy Purry was pregnant and swore to find the cat who impregnated her, only to find out later that she just had a big lunch.