✍︎𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐✍︎ (ᴀ Bᴀᴋᴜᴅᴇᴋᴜ Sᴛᴏʀʏ)

✍︎KiriBaku versus BakuMono✍︎

"When I was a young boy."Jirou started singing. What? Aizawa wasn't around, she might as well keep herself entertained.

"My father took me into the city!"Kaminari joined in, grabbing his pencil and placing it to his mouth.

"To see a marching band!"

"He said 'son, when you grow up-"

"Would you be the savior of the broken-"

"The beaten and the damned!"Katsuki screamed at the top of his lungs.

"He said 'will you defeat them-?'"Tokoyami sang. He was already stood on top of his desk, using Dark Shadow's fisted hand as a microphone. This song, right here, was his reason to live.

"-Your demons and non believers.". Izuku bopped his head, drumming his fingers.

"The plans that they have made."Jirou continued.

Aizawa slithered out of his hiding spot behind his desk. "Beacause one day, I'll leave you a phantom."

"To lead you in the summer!"a voice that sounded oddly like Shinso's screamed from the hallways.

"To join the black parade!". Todoroki tossed a deformed ice microphone at Izuku and at the same time everyone got on their feet.

"When I was a young boy!!!"

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"No, and that's final."

"C'mon, Kacchan. My bestie is suffering because of me."Izuku pleaded, latching onto his arm. Katsuki rolled his eyes but he secretly liked how the freckled male was holding onto him. What? Don't judge him.

"And what do I get out of all this?"

"My love and attention?"

"But you know damn well that I don't like sharing."

"But I saw how Ashido and Aoyama were bothering him and trying to get him to admit that he's dating me, which he isn't. I thought people were going to let this go, but I was wrong. So please."

"Haven't you watched all these tv shows where the main girl pretends to fake date a guy and then yada yada yada, they end up having real feelings for each other and boom!"

"That mostly happens on wattpad teen fiction. Kacchan, do you read wattpad?"Izuku teased.

"You know that I'm a sucker for romance.". He is, he really is, all his hidden Shojo manga can clarify that. "-but coming back to the subject, I don't want you to end up falling for that halfie or vice versa."

"Don't worry, Kacchan, Todoroki sees me as a brother, and why would I fall for him when I already have you?"

Katsuki remained silent.

"The love of my life."

More silence.

"My boom boom baby."

Even more silence.

"The only person for me."

"Alright I get it. I get it."he huffed, turning his face away to hide his flushed cheeks. "You're so inlove with me, it's embarrassing sometimes."

"Yeah yeah. Love you too, Kat."

*Down in the common room*

Todoroki was a man of few words and was never ever ever quick to anger. He was gentle and somewhat kind, people can refer to him as a saint, but boy, was he about to go fifty shades of anger on a particular pinkette, a sparkling baguette and a manly crocs wearer.