✍︎𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐✍︎ (ᴀ Bᴀᴋᴜᴅᴇᴋᴜ Sᴛᴏʀʏ)

✍︎KiriBaku versus BakuMono pt 2✍︎

Izuku's stomach felt queasy. Was it the spicy curry he shared with Katsuki? Was it the fact that for the first time Aizawa looked like a decent, none hobo-like human being? No that couldn't be it. Was it the simple fact that after all this, the K case would be completely closed? Yeah, that had to be it. It was sort of surreal, sure, he and Katsuki can live a happy couple life in secret once more, but it was fun in a way......alright, not in a way. It was fucking entertaining watching as his classmates tried to figure out who boom boom boy was dating, meanwhile the person was right in front of them, eating cheetos out of Shinso's bag.

Shinso, their esteemed host, really couldn't bother himself to look snazzy. In his defense, what may be snazzy to him may not be considered snazzy to others. A plain purple long sleeved shirt with cat print pyjama pants and crocs. He looked sexy in his opinion. No one, and he means no one, can pull off the 'I woke up like this' (which he did, by the way) look as well as he does.

"Alright, simmer down please."Shinso said. Either no one heard him, or everyone refused to listen, he was going for the latter since he was holding a freaking microphone to his mouth. He sighed in exasperation."I said keep quiet-"

"Can everyone kindly shut up, please?!"

Simultaneously, everyone turned their heads to Koda. The animal lover blinked innocently at them as though he hadn't acted out of character five seconds ago, and he sat back down. Well at least he politely asked them to shut up, so he wasn't completely out of character?

"Um Chile anyways-"Shinso continued. "Today is the big day, the day everyone has been waiting for. The day when we find out who this mysterious K is. They could be Neito. They could be Kirishima? Hell they could even be our very own cinnamon roll, Midoriya". Everyone laughed at Shinso's joke....if only they knew he was being completely serious. "But anyway, with that being said, let's call on the two finalists, Eijro Kirishima and Neito Monoma!"

A series of applause rang through the gym as Monoma and Kirishima walked onto the makeshift stage, Aoyama shrieking in outrage as his eyes landed on the crocs Kirishima was wearing instead of the high tops he oh so graciously found for him. He spent his sweet time going through mountains of crocs only to see that his kind gesture had completely gone to waste.

The ✨a u d a c i t y✨

"Please introduce yourselves before we start the programme."

"Um...hi guys, as you all know I'm Kirishima Eijro, and I-uh love manly things, sharks, crocs as you can tell.". He stretched out his right leg, pointing at his shoes and another shriek left Aoyama's lips. "Meat has to be my favourite food of all time, but as you all probably know, I can't be trusted in the kitchen, which is why I have BakuBaku to help me out, thanks bro."

Katsuki respectfully flipped him off, but Ashido, Kaminari and Hagakure cooed softly at the gesture, taking it as something romantic when that wasn't the case.

"I'm Neito Monoma."the copy cat grunted, hands shoving themselves deep into the pockets of the padded cargo shorts (thank you Mitsuki). "I like french dishes...and uh, I don't know.". He nonchalantly shrugged. "I'm a proud member of Class 1-B who still hates you lot with every fibre of my being-"

"That's not what the blackmail says."Izuku quietly singsonged.

"-Anywayys, yeah. That's about it."

"Amazing introduction guys, very phenomenal-"

"Please use words we can understand."Kaminari called from the audience.

"Now that that's been done, we move on to the main event. I'm sure Bakugou has informed you all, so you guys should be aware of what is coming next. Note, each response is judged by...well the judges, not the audience, so, any comment that comes from anyone who isn't Koda, Sato or Shoji is considered null and void. Good? Good.".Shinso turned towards the two contestants, and smiled, well smiled at Monoma, Kirishima was pretty much umimportant to him. "First question; How did you and Bakugou meet? This question goes to Neito."