✍︎𝑫𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐✍︎ (ᴀ Bᴀᴋᴜᴅᴇᴋᴜ Sᴛᴏʀʏ)

✍︎Have a Merry Christmas Class 1-A bitches (pt 2)✍︎

"God-fucking-dammit, Deku! Can't you pick something else to wear?"

"B-but these are my favourite pair of ripped jeans."

"That are like two sizes too fucking small!"

"I agree with Bakugou, and your fat behind isn't doing anything to help."

"Omg, Sho-chan!"

"Did he fucking lie? Also, who the fuck wears ripped jeans during winter??"

"Izuku fucking Midoriya, that's who."

"Sho, you're supposed to be on my side. What happened to bros before hoes?"

"Oh you did not just call me a hoe."

"You and Bakugou are both my non biological bros."

"But Sho-"

"Just quit your whining. Todoroki grab one side, I grab the other side, and on the count of three, Izuku you jump."

"O-okay."

"One."

"Two."

"Three."

"Oof, my shoelaces are untied."

"You don't even have shoelaces, you bastard!"

"And I just realised that."

"Guuuyyysss!"

"Oh right. Right. Bakugou, commence with the countdown."

".....three, two, one-"

"We have lift off...chhhh."

"I'm fucking done with this shit."

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Class 1-A has to be the best class in the whole of U.A. Shinso has never, in his sixteen years of living on this pitiful earth, seen a full class of twenty students in which more than half of them share a single brain cell. One would think that by now, at least someone would figure out exactly what  was going on, but all hope of that happening was lost, which was a good thing by the way. Makes it easier to twist their minds even more, which they were going to do of course before they tell their classmates.

It was the afternoon of Christmas. Iida was on the verge of crying. No one could come to a decision. Izuku wanted the colours of the decor to be red, yellow and blue. Uraraka wanted to dye the tree pink because green was such a cliche and dull colour (Izuku has never felt so insulted in his life.). Tokoyami wanted the common room to be decorated in a my chemical romance theme and instead of those cringey Christmas Carol's, they could blast every one of their songs. Katsuki wanted to add more spices than necessary to all the christmas dishes, even the gingerbread cookies but no one wanted to spend the rest of their winter break with abdominal pain.

Momo, ever so logical, came down to a solution. In order to make everyone happy, they could each put up a splash of what they wanted the common space to be decorated in. At the end, it looked like a mess, but it was a beautiful mess and Class 1-A couldn't have it any other way, but it was still a big no no on adding spices to the gingerbread cookies. Iida wasn't fond of how disorderly it looked, but he was fucking done. He needs to sleep...permanently.

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"I wanna wish you a merry Christmas~"Izuku sang, spinning on the tips of his toes.

"I wanna wish you a merry Christmas."Todoroki joined, shimmying his shoulders.

"I wanna wish you a merry Christmas-".He grabbed Todoroki's outstretched hand and was pulled into his arms as they slow danced around the common space.