𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 • 𝐣𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐥

XXVIII

(a/n: this is sort of a filler chapter bc wattpad is tripping 😡 😡 it wont let me post multiple chaps aAAA)

"life has become better with jisoo-hyung's boyfriends," hoshi stands up from his seat hands suspended in the air. was he praising jisoo now or something? "best breakfast i've had in my whole life!"

jisoo ignored hoshi's name for jeonghan and seungcheol, so he wouldn't blush very much. "you nasty college kids go to class. i have to go to meet my editor real quick. hannie, cheol, i'll be back!"

"aww, when chan leaves us, he never says 'i'll be back!' in a very enthusiastic and loving way and when he kisses us his mouth is all greasy from the pizza—"

"HOSH!" chan scolds, making the tiger-like guitarist shut up and the others laugh. "today is a sunday, gramps, no class. but i.. i do need money. hehe."

jisoo massaged the bridge of his nose, definitely not ready to spend bills on energy drinks or something. "the last time you asked for money made me realize that i shouldn't give you any money anymore."

"why?! i needed money for an escape room!" chan protested, standing up from his seat on the dining table. jeonghan uttered a 'wow', watching a cheap asian family drama.

"jail is not an escape room, chan."

"but—!"

"no," jisoo states, raising a finger. "i have to leave now. bye everyone."

"take care, doll!" jeonghan shouts from his seat, watching jisoo stumble. the kids cooed. yeah, 'doll' is cute because yall's boyfriend, jisoo's cousin, calls you ugly names and you rarely ever feel like you're boyfriends at all. "get back soon!"

"yes, because we might be in flames before you come home, little human, so make it fast!" seungcheol chided, laughing. when no one else laughed, he adds something again. "what?! it's true!"

a dark reference, huh, seungcheol? jisoo swears that if this is another foreshadowing by fate, jisoo will eat someone's eyeballs.

"alright, cheol, i don't want that to happen, so take care. bye!"

the door slams, and jisoo disappears into the hallway. the apartment is now dead silent, a little awkward, and very weird.

who thinks that gods, an asylusian, and broke college kids should all hang out together inside a junkyard (apartment)? if yes, why?

now that sounded like an exam question, but well, what exactly are they supposed to do now? jisoo's kind of like a middleman here. (though jisoo was pretty irrelevant yesterday night.) are they supposed to set the apartment on fire or something?

they were thinking hard, until minghao spoke up. "jun, show us your god form."

the god's reaction to that was spitting out the orange juice he was drinking, and chan hit him on the nape for it. "you're going to clean that up if you keep on being dramatic!"

"okay, i'll stop! but i can't show my god form! my clothes are extra as fuck and i'll obliterate lots of things in my way. i also grow my nails and it clubs a bit, so no. you guys will never see me the same again."