holy fuck have i not been on this app in a while, the ads are just not it for me and my ass has been existing on ao3, becuase,,,, it's just,,, better?
don't attack me lmao, we all know it is
that being said, I should probably get to the main point of this fucking post
even though it was,,,,
an event to say the least
we all know,,, as people who exist on this app that none of us are innocent
which is,,, not fine but we'll deal with it anyways
that being said
literally, a while ago, i don't remember what time it was this year, but my friends came over
twas normal, we were hanging out
I was reading potn //painter of the night//
as per usual,,, well actually i don't think I've read it once since this incident
moving on, I was just reading, out in the open
and to anyone's whose read potn, they cannot go one episode without sum spicy shit happening
so I was just reading
one of my friends, male,
(you don't need to know this but nearly all of my friends are male besides my best friend, I can't deal with the drama shit that most females are involved with as my life is boring asf)
moving on
one of my friends asked me what I was reading/doing
I can't remember his exact words
and I replied
nothing or none of your business
I'm not about to announce to my entire friend group (all males once again) that I was just chilling there watching nakyum getting railed in mild boredom
so he thinks it's a good idea
TO SNATCH
MY PHONE
[yall see where the problem here is]
and he, bless his oblivious soul, doesn't recognize what the fuck is happening
but instead of giving it back
HE SCROLLS
TO THE TOP
TO START READING THE CHAPTER
OUTLOUD
at this point
I was less worried about my "reputation" or whatever, and more worried about the very spicy scene he was about to witness
I was like, "bro- I dont think you want to do this"
and the fucktard does anyways
THEN HE STARTS TO READ THE SOUND AFFECTS
LITERALLY FUCKING BROADCASTING THE SCENE
AND HE
He- ion even fucking know what was going through his brain to read this shit
outlook
with sound effects
then came the moment I probably scared him
he went "smth smth SHE smth smth"
and I literally could not stop myself
like, hello, did you not see the lightsaber where nakyum dick was supposed to be?????
ig I can understand an uncultured swine who calls the cartoon version of star wars anime mistaking nakyums face to be feminine
but
BUT
HE HAS A DICK
so naturally after he went "smth smth SHE smth smth"
I went
"SHE??????????"
deadass he didn't look amused any fucking more
he was fucking horrified
STARTED SCROLLING THROUGH
AND WAS LIKE
"SO YOU MEAN, THIS WHOLE TIME, HE WAS TAKING IT UP THE ASS????"
and I was like
"where tf else was it supposed to go????????"
he almost threw the phone back at me, I was like, not fucking caring at that point,
"what? you don't want to read more? "
BUT LIKE
THE WORST PART OF THE WHOLE SITUATION
WAS THE SOUND AFFECTS HE WAS READING OUT
THE COMMENTS HE MADE-
LIKE----
anyways
that was my little story time
ahaha
;-; ion think im ready to be a junior
