Jemily One Shots

Hormones

This is not scientifically true (I don't think) - just a scenario I can't get out of my head. Enjoy!

Emily's POV

Excuse me if I sound like a bitch but my meds managed to get lost in the mail and now my hormones feel like they are trying to kill themselves... in my body.

To give you some back story, along with my male ~mEmbEr~ I was born with what JJ and I call "guys characteristics" Basically, I wasn't only given a dick, I was give guy arms, meaning my muscles are more defined and also my arm veins are more visible. I would have way more of these but my doctor got me on some estrogen to help level out my hormones so I can be a functioning female.

Now I know what you're thinking, how did your parents know you were female and not male before puberty? Well they thought I was male because of my ~MemBEr~ but my mother did a DNA test to see if her husband was the biological father, he was by the way, not that it matters, anyway the doctor said I had two X chromosomes making me genetically female. Because my mom always wanted a girl she forced me to hide my intersex from everyone and presented me a female instead of male. Probably the only good decision she made in my life.

Back to the story, I take hormone shots every three weeks to even out my levels, making my voice slightly higher, my moods tolerable, and my horny level down. Yeah when I don't take the shots on time I get hard like every 2 hours. Not good for work. Only JJ and Garcia know that I'm intersex on the team so it's gonna be really hard to get by this week. Pun intended.

JJ and I just dropped Henry off at school and are now headed to the BAU.
"How are you feeling?" JJ asked me, this has only happened once before, I ended up taking the week off, but she knows what this does to me. Now that I'm Unit Chief, I can't just take a week off without explanation.
"Grumpy...Damnit!" I yell once I notice that I'm hard. Naked grandma naked grandma naked grandma naked grandma naked grandma. Why won't this thing go away!
JJ looks down to where my eyes are pointed and laughs.
"Sorry I know you can't help it but it's still funny" She says while still laughing.

We get to work, thankfully I am no longer ~ErEcT~. Everyone can already tell that I'm snappy and quick tempered. I wouldn't be if the dumbass mail people could get me my shot on time! It's literally their only job! To deliver mail!

Reidpulls me to the side after we present a case,
"Hey Em, are you ok? I noticed you were a little on edge earlier" Spencer has always been a worrier, that's what makes him good at his job, and also that he's a genius.
"Yeah, sorry I didn't get much sleep last night" I pat his arm as I walk away not wanting to be a part of the conversation anymore.

We solved the case blah blah blah, we got back to the BAU later that night. I think it's better if I tell everyone since I've been so pissy and rude. I pull JJ into my office so I can ask her for some advice before I tell everyone.
"Hey babe, I think imma tell the team tonight, they deserve to know since i've been so snappy" JJ looks down, processing what i've said, I give her a couple of seconds before she starts laughing again.
"How about tomorrow morning Em, you're uh... you're hard again" She laughs again before walking out of the room to grab our things to leave.
"Dammit!" Yeah i'll just tell everyone tomorrow morning, if I'm not still fucking hard! I managed to make it to the car without anyone paying enough attention to me to see anything, and drive JJ and I home, after we picked up Henry of course.

I woke up to JJ elbowing me in my stomach, I was currently spooning her, big spoon of course.
"What! Stop hitting me, i'm sleeping" I almost yell to her but stop myself before I do and talk in a better tone.
"Your dick is poking me. You know the deal, if you poke me you have to take a cold shower to make it go away" Fuck this. I angrily roll over and get out of bed to start the shower. To be fair I did come up with this idea to make JJ feel more comfortable, I wouldn't want to wake up with a penis on my back so it's only fair. I do admit, I'm regretting that now.
"IT'S SO COLD" I yell to JJ, who is now brushing her teeth while laughing at me.
"You made the deal" She mumbles as she brushes. My ~ErEcTiOn~ went away after a couple of minutes, I finished my shower and got ready for work.
"You gonna tell them?" JJ asks me while I put a coat on Henry.
"Ask what mama?" Henry asks
"Nothing important Henry" He looked disappointed I didn't tell him, how am I supposed to explain this to a 4 year old?
"Yeah, it's time they knew"

I gather Everyone in the briefing room and make JJ stand up with me, after giving her the death stare.
"Um... I need to tell you guys something because it has been affecting me and y'all would probably find out eventually" I study the eyes on me, I don't want to do this but I know it will make things easier. JJ rubs my back, encouraging me to continue speaking.
"Uhhh so I'm intersex... I was born with the male baby maker. My mother got me tested at a young age and they determined I was genetically female... that happened to have a penis. I take meds for my condition but they got lost in the mail so that's why my hormones have been shitty lately. I apologize for that but I'm sure you all understand why I didn't want to tell anyone. Uh JJ already knew.. That's why I made her stand with me.." I look around the room, ready for someone to call me a freak or start telling me to go to hell, but nobody says anything. I don't know which is worse.
"Emily, we don't care what body parts you have or who you love. You care that you're healthy and alive" Reid says to me, he walks up and hugs me, he's so sweet it's a crime.
"Thanks Spencer, I really appreciate it" Dave gives me a nod of acceptance, we aren't really good with hugs but I have a feeling he already knew... somehow. Garcia already knew because of the file so no need to worry about her. Tara and Alvez hugged me, letting me know that they still love and care for me. Finally it gets to Morgan, he hasn't looked me in the eye since I told everyone.
"Morgan, can you say something please?" I ask him eagerly, he has been my partner for so long it would suck to lose him over this.
"Wow... this explains SO much, no wonder you pull more chicks than I do." He says while laughing. I let out a deep breath, that I did know I was holding. He pulls me in for a hug and I know that nothing has changed. I don't blame him, I totally get more girls than he does, but that's just from charm.

I've never really been the relationship type, I only get with girls while on cases, when I book a separate room so I can get laid. One time I accidentally booked the room next to Hotch's... He didn't talk to me for a week. Don't blame him though, that girl was a screamer.

JJ's POV

I am really proud of Emily for telling the team, taking balls... good things she has some haha. I don't know if I could be that brave in her situation. She's been through so much and deserves the world and more.

Wait... am I falling for her?