SMOKE|TK

43-Fruity Furry

Jungkook's POV:

"I swear Jungkook I will personally go out of my way to buy a cute a baby puppy, let you fall in love with that puppy, let the puppy grow into a dog for your kids to grow up with, then punch you in the face." Jimin said.

Me, Mrs. Kim, Hobi, m/n, Jin, and Namjoon were basically in a military line up while Jimin was hammering us about Taehyung's surprise party tomorrow. We go him out of the house by telling him Mrs. Kim turned her ankle and couldn't go grocery shopping, so he had to fill in. We gave him a long ass list therefore he probably won't be back for a couple hours.

"Jimin?"

"Yes?"

"Are you watching Glee again?" m/n asked.

"Hmm no."

"I swear to god Sue said that in the first season." m/n said crossing his arms.

"Either way! We are here to talk about Taehyung's party. Not me. So are we all still on board for the vanilla cake with buttercream frosting dyed purple?"

"I don't know. I'm more a chocolate kind of guy." I said.

"Jungkook step forward." Jimin said oddly quiet.

"Um okay." I slowly walked forward looking side to side confused.

"Listen, I know this whole surprise party was your idea, but you do not get to call the shots anymore. This is not about you. This is about Taehyung my best friend, and since he's my best friend and not yours I have more jurisdiction over you. So keep your crappy 4 year old chocolate nasty urinal cake idea TO YOURSELF!" Jimin said shouting the last sentence.

"Damn." I said backing up.

"Jimin sweetie. I've known you since you were in grade school. Don't you think you're going overboard with this whole thing?" Mrs. Kim asked.

"Oh I don't know Soyeon? Am I? Or am I the only one who gives a damn about this being Tae's most important party?"

"Didn't need to say my first name like that, but okay."

"People! Taehyung is officially becoming a man! Our little baby boy is going to be able to vote, buy cigarettes, and go to jail! This is important that we make this the best night of his life." Jimin said pacing.

"But Tae's not a big party person. Remember when we threw him that party for his 15th birthday at the bowling alley and it lasted not even an hour, because he got 'tired'" Jin said.

Jimin let out a forced chuckle walking over in front of Jin. "Who gave you permission to speak? I don't remember asking for your insight yet either."

"Jimin you have 10 seconds to get out oh my face before I go housewives of New Jersey on your ass." Jin threatened.

"I'd like to see you try you long monkey armed big footed animatronic. Grizzly bear pirates of the Caribbean black beard looking ass." Jimin challenged getting closer to Jin.

It was silent for a moment. Everyone looked at the two in anticipation. Cue intense western music. They just kept staring at each other not making any sudden movements. Like two cats in the middle of a brawl.

That was until Jin grabbed Jimin by the shoulders a yanked him back. Jimin yelled and pulled at Jin's hair.

"Get off of me you whore!" Jimin yelled pushing and pulling Jin's scalp.

"Let go of my hair skank!" Jin yelled throwing himself and Jimin onto a wall.

As much as I would love to watch a wimpy cat fight between two twinks, we have a party to plan and they are not ruining it.

"Jesus christ. Namjoon help me." I said walking over to the two fighting.

"Jin, baby let go of Jimin!"

"No not till he fucking apologizes and admits defeat!" Jin yelled.

"Both of you knock it off! We only have a certain amount of time to plan before Taehyung gets back! We still have to order the cake!" I yelled pulling Jimin off Jin.

The two huffed and puffed glaring at each other. "M/n bring me some water." Jimin demanded.

"You two are extremely childish." Mrs. Kim said with her hands on her hips. "Jin I expect better. You are beating on a high schooler!"

"He's 18!"

"Doesn't matter. Now I'm going to my office. I have paperwork. You all need to get this sorted out before Taehyung gets back. No more fighting under my roof." Mrs. Kim pointed her finger at all of us then left.

Hobi whistled. "You kids sure love to fight these days."

"I was meaning ask, but who even are you?" Jimin asked.

"I'm a friend of Jungkook."

"And who old are you exactly?"

"27..."

"Jungkook. How many times do I have to say this is not about you!"

"For your information Jimin I already told Taehyung I wanted him to meet Hobi. He'd be on board with it." I said.

Jimin scoffed. "Whatever, I need to calm my nerves. You guys order the cake. Remember buttercream frosting! Not that fake sugary bullshit they put on store bought cakes."

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