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│ sugawara koushi │

"I can't believe you don't like strawberries," Sugawara laughed out, leaning against a tree.

"Look at them, Koushi. They got so many holes! They're vile."

Sugawara rolled his eyes, biting into another one just to make (Y/N) gasp out. "What are you? A three year old?"

"They look pathetic. I even tried one before and it doesn't live up to all the hype."

"You're pathetic. I can judge you on this if you judge me on hating broccoli." Sugawara reached out and took his hand, trying to offer peace.

"I judge you on that because it's blasphemy." (Y/N) immediately pulled his hand away, watching as Sugawara laughed. "Broccoli is so good. You've just fallen into the homophobic trap of hating broccoli."

"Maybe you should stop talking for a bit?" Sugawara suggested, forcing his smile away to try and look serious. "I think it would be a good idea because I'm pretty sure I just heard you say that hating broccoli was homophobic."

"Fine." (Y/N) crossed his arms. "I guess our relationship just isn't gonna work out then."

Sugawara hummed as a response and grabbed a hold of (Y/N)'s upper arm, dragging him over to be closer. (Y/N) smiled, leaning his head against Sugawara's.

"Y'know, besides your homophobic comment," He got elbowed in the side lightly, "this is probably the best date we've had—"

"Suga-san!" someone with gelled up hair came running up out of nowhere. "We're here to inspect your new... boyfriend."

"Don't say a word," Sugawara whispered out. "Don't look him in the eyes. Do not acknowledge him at all."

"Uh—" Sugawara shoved a piece of banana into his mouth.

Sugawara spoke often of his teammates, considering they were his some of his friends. But (Y/N) had never officially meant any before besides Daichi and Asahi.

However, he could tell this one was Nishinoya. Short. Two colors in his hair. Sugawara talked a lot about this one, especially last year.

"Suga-san?" Nishinoya brushed his hair off his forehead. "Suga-saaaan?"

"Why are you here?" Sugawara looked disturbed but continued to eat another strawberry.

"Well! You had a bruise and Asahi was all like—"

"Asahi never said anything."

"Daichi was all like—"

"Daichi wasn't there when you saw."

Nishinoya floundered for a few more seconds before slumping over. "Suga-san," he whined out, "I was worried for you, okay?"

Sugawara, flattered, opened his mouth to speak when Nishinoya continued.

"And who knows what sort of things a—" Nishinoya side-eyed (Y/N) critically, "—freak could do to you."

(Y/N) gaped. Sugawara turned to look at his boyfriend, paused, and then outright laughed.

laughed. at his own boyfriend. being called a freak. by some other short freak.

"Well, it's fine, Noya. Next time, just talk to me. If you ever do this again, I'll be so pissed off that you'll never see colors the same way you used to by the time I'm done with you."

Nishinoya pressed his lips together before slowly nodding. "If you say so Suga-san. You can come out now!"

(Y/N) watched, mesmerised, as five other guys stumbled out of a near by porta-potty.

"Nishinoya." Sugawara was not flattered anymore.

"Noya-san was about to cry," some other short guy said, explaining his choice of actions. "I cry when people cry snd I was not about to cry in front of Kageyama... that bastard freak would also start crying just to one up me! But then Asahi-san would cry...."

"Stop. Stop talking," Sugawara took in a deep breath. "This... was all a plot to embarrass me, wasn't it?"

"Of course not!" Nishinoya frowned. "Well, maybe. Just a tad, though."

"Get out of here, Noya."

Nishinoya pouted, shoulders slumping. He slowly turned around and walked towards Asahi who had collapsed shortly after exiting the porta-potty. 

"Well, this date is ruined." Sugawara let out a sigh, now watching Kageyama violently dragging a struggling Hinata back into the porta-potty as he threatened loudly to dunk his head in. "This isn't very romantic to listen to, hm?"

"We can always do it again another day," (Y/N) reminded him, grabbing his hand to kiss it. Once he saw Sugawara's face slowly turning pink, he turned his hand to kiss his palm.

"That's—" (Y/N) lifted his head to kiss him right on the beauty mark.

Sugawara gently nudged his face away with his free hand, and (Y/N) could see his face turning even more pink.

"And now you're trying to embarrass me too now, huh?" Sugawara scoffed but couldn't hold back a wobbly smile. "You'll have to try way harder than that, y'know."

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