what the honk is going on || k. jacobs

chapter III

eula's thighs are necessary to the story i swear 😩🥴🤪🤥
ignore my shitty ipad graphics🧍‍♂️

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the next day i woke up to the sound of my phone having a fucking seizure on my bed side table. i checked to see the cause. it was bsf/n and bsf2/n spamming me about the stream with karl

the baes 😌🥵

Dumpling 🥟💕
y/n
y/n
y/n

Mother 💫🥰
y/n
a
n
s
w
e
r

Dumpling 🥟💕
y/n omg
we leave u alone
for
one day
and u
become besties w karl fucking jacobs

Mother 💫🥰
omg
ur replacing us 😭😭😭

it took me a second to register what was happening, remembering that dumpling was bsf/n and mother was bsf2/n...

n/n 👹👹
wtf shawties...
im not replacing u chile
karl wanted to stream with me and yall were busy so like-

Dumpling 🥟💕
the betrayal 😟😟😟

Mother 💫🥰
ikr
u didnt even introduce us to him 🙄🥱

n/n 👹👹
u guys were lit rally offline-
tf did u want me to do
summon u 😕😕

Dumpling 🥟💕
yes?????

Mother 💫🥰
EXACTLY

n/n 👹👹
pls-
ok well myb yall can talk to him td
ill have to check with him but ill make it up to u bbgs

Dumpling🥟💕
OK

Mother 💫🥰
I WAS JOKING BUT SURE!

n/n 👹👹
yh ikkk
but i still feel bad :/

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they continued a bit after, thanking me and i went over to karl's messages to ask him, suddenly feeling a bit giddy just at the thought of talking to him,

karl <333

hi :)

he replied quickly which amplified the giddiness

hi y/n :)))

i just got spammed by my friends abt our stream ystrd lol
they rly wanna meet u lmao

the ones you normally stream with?

yh lol
they kept gg on abt how i replaced them siisjejs
they fucking guilt tripped me into doing this 😐

lmao
i mean i dont mind meeting them
im sure if theyre friends w u theyre great :)))

rly???
u dont mind??

not at all lol

tysm karl it means alot <3
when's good for u?
anytime should b good for them
they dont have social lives 😟😟

i instantly regretted that <3

lmao thats mean y/n 😭😭
but anyways
around 3 should be good for me :)

i guess he didnt notice.
or he ignored it...

that's perfect  :)
ill let them know
also
karl
are you at AR 16 yet 👹👹👹

ummmm
im at 14 :(((
im trying my hardest to go up fast

chile karl now i feel bad
its ok luv take ur time ;-;

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i immediately started a FaceTime call to tell the baes when it would be happening and created a group dm on discord while bsf/n and bsf2/n were talking about stuff i didn't care that much about,

Welcome to the beginning of the group pissbabies 🧃🧒🏻

pisshead
my pissbabies to be precise 🙄💅

karljacobs
oh pog :)

urmom (bsf2/n)
stfu im literally ur mom 😐

pisshead
idgaf im the pisshead for the pissbabies so im the mom here 🙄💅

y/n simps for a fish (bsf/n)
....whos the dad tho 😟😟😟

urmom
uhhh
idk karl-

pisshead
wow wait-

karljacobs
what msksmkwkmskkwkm

urmom
hes the only guy here 👹👹👹

y/n simps for a fish
yh it only makes sense shawty

karljacobs
um i mean i dont mind being the dad...

y/n simps for a fish
Y/N WE CAN SEE U LMAOOOO
U FORGOT ABT THE FT WNJWNNSMSJKSMK

urmom
AWEE Y/N UR SO CUTE WHEN U BLUSHHHHH

pisshead
STFU STFU STFU
I AM NOT

karljacobs
i wanna see :(
but i have to go ;-;
bye

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we all said bye to call and i immediately turned my attention to what my, so called, best friends just did,

"GUYS WHAT THE FUCK U DIDNT NEED TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT" i exclaimed, half jokingly, slightly giggling,

"NO BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO IGNORE YOUR BRIGHT RED FACE Y/N" bsf2/n said as they both laugh hysterically,

"PLEASEEEEEEEE" bsf/n began to calm down before speaking again, "but like karl's reaction though" they dragged out the o sound at the end for emphasis,

"karl's reaction?" i asked, confused.

i read over the conversation again realizing what he said and got red again and began to hear my friends poking fun at me but i ignored them as i began to think,

what does karl think of me?

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wowow new chapter
a bit shorter than the others sorry about that and for the excessive amount of texting bits
but anyways ill try to write the next one quickly to make up for this short one :)