what the honk is going on || k. jacobs

chapter IX

Y/N👹👹@ur.shawty_y/n
i just bought some monsters and now im having ptsd from that one fic...

|—-> @karljacobs replied to @ur.shawty_y/n
can i have some
|—->@ur.shawty_y/n replied to @karljacobs
HELP SAKSNXJSMHSMSNS

|—->@urmom.exe replied to @ur.shawty_y/n
HELP WHY DO I KNOW WHICH ONE UR TALKING ABOUT
|—-> @ur.shawty_y/n replied to @urmom.exe
no bc im traumatized 😭😭😭

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we're all canceled 😕💔💔

karl <33
y/n why are monsters giving u pstd???

tall bitch 👹🔪 (bsf2/n)
karl ur only gonna make it worse 😭😭

pussy-inator 😩😩
karl ily but ...
im a visual reader...
i can never look at a monster can the same way

karl <33
huh
what happened

sexy mf 🥶🥵 (bsf/n)
oh karl
do you really want to know?

pussy-inator 😩😩
NO

tall bitch 👹🔪
NO

karl <33
...yes

goerge 😟
wtf is going on

sexy mf 🥶🥵
nothing love
go back to sleep

goerge 😟
ok bye
i didnt care anyways

karl <33
ANYWAYS
are you gonna tell me :|

pussy-inator 😩😩
dont you dare send the link bsf/n

sexy mf 🥶🥵
👹RÆGHJ👹
👺ÛHŒGHR👺
*send link to monster ultra*

tall bitch👹🔪
HELPSNSUNSJJISNS

karl<33
is that a fanfiction?
y/n did you read a ff about me

sexy mf 🥶🥵
A FF?????
BESTIE SHES READ TOO MANY TO COUNT

pussy-inator 😩😩
STOP THIS
THIS IS AM INVASION OF PRIVACY

tall bitch 👹🔪
ive counted 10 different karl fics in her wattpad library
not to mention the ones she deleted after finishing...

pussy-inator 😩😩
I SHOULDVE NEVER GIVEN U MY WATTPAD PASSWORD

karl <33
y/n snsjjsjjsnsujs
ok brb gonna read this

sexy mf 🥶🥵
NOSJKSOJSOMSIJSKJDIJDIEJ

tall bitch 👹🔪
HELP HES GONNA READ IT 😭😭😭

pussy-inator 😩😩
stop this 😭😭

5 minutes later...

karl <33
wtf did i just read
why was sapnap just standing there :,,)
"the fans were right, dream does have a piss kink" i cant-

pussy-inator 😩😩
i told u not to read it

karl <33
at least now i understand ur pain </3

🦆 (quackity)
what are you guys talking about?

pussy-inator 😩😩
nothing

karl<33
nothing
dont back read

pussy-inator 😩😩
yea dont

🦆
monster ultra?
is this a ff smisj
lemme read this

karl <33
....

5 more minutes later...

🦆
nahh bc wtf

pussy-inator 😩😩
we told u not to read it 😭😭

karl <33
at least were all traumatized together now :,)

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a/n
this happened around a week after the last chapter, the relationships and everything are still the same and the internet has forgiven the gang for wtv they did

this chapter was just written out of boredom and its really just filler but i love it sm