Jessica Summers, borderline perfectionist and worrier, gets paired with the monosyllabic and sad Jacob Lawson for an art project. From long, frustrating silences to late night research sessions at the museum, this is the story of two people who outw...
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13 | mutts and meanies
Pain in the Ass: *changed Loner Lawson to Jacob*
We had a good time and I'm pretty sure about the assignment topic. Well, at least the artist.
Are you up for *drumroll* van Gogh?
You'll have to google him so yeah, take your time. (NOT ALL OF ETERNITY PLEASE)
BUT I call that a very successfully pleasant day.
Jacob: It was tolerable.
Pain in the Ass: We learnt quite a lot.
Jacob: We did?
Pain in the Ass: And the paintings were fabulous.
Jacob: More like naked
Oh and the pukey Fanta one was eye-catching :'D
Pain in the Ass: I give up.
Jacob: As expected.
Two hours later.
Pain in the Ass: What did you mean "as expected"?
Oi!
Jacob!
Answer me, you mutt.
Meanie.
Seen by Jacob.
Jacob is offline.
Pain in the Ass: Not again, @$*&%$#.
Jacob is online.
Jacob: You still don't know any swear words XD
Pain in the Ass: I do.
Jacob: You don't.
Pain in the Ass: Mutt is a swear word and so is Meanie
Jacob: *voice message*
Pain in the Ass: I was wearing earphones! Your cackling laughter nearly deafened me. You-you-
Jacob: Mutt? Meanie?
XD
Pain in the Ass is offline.
Jacob: I win.
I would like to dedicate this sweet victory to my favourite person in the world--myself. Thank you!
Oh that reminds me-
<link>
I need points to unlock the next level of ALIENSRUN and it's the whole invite-a-friend-blah-blah again so yeah, download it?
Seen by Pain in the Ass.
Pain in the Ass is offline.
Jacob: Oh I see what you're doing!
You can't be so unkind.
I need that next level of ALIENSRUN
Unlike you I have lots of free time
Aren't we project partners?
Don't you have a heart?
Pain in the Ass: Don't you have a make-up quiz for Chemistry tomorrow?
Jacob: wut nooo.
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