Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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inobaka <3:
have you ever smoked weed?

rich boi:
no

inobaka <3:
great

I kno what we're gonna do tonight

rich boi:
smoking?

inobaka <3:
hehe blaze itttttttttttttt

cannot believe you've never done it

you're rich shouldn't you have don't lots of illegal shit

rich boi:
what exactly do you imagine I did?

or should've done?

inobaka <3:
come kinda fraud, bought a human

I dunno

cp?

rich boi:
that went into a wrong direction really fast

I've never done something like that

sorry to disappoint you?

inobaka <3:
judging of the things I just said, im glad you've never done it

oh another one

tried like cocaine or sumthin

rich boi:
nope

inobaka <3:
so the only time you did something unhealthy for urself was with those old ass business partners

haha remember?

rich boi:
yea,,,,

I hated it

sorry

inobaka <3:
another sorry and I'm stealing forks again

btw have you noticed

I returned almost all of em

the other ones I lost

rich boi:
you could've kept them

its not like I use 10 forks a day

what are you doing this weekend?

inobaka <3:
nothing

and no work either B)

why

rich boi:
want to stay at my place over the weekend?

its okay if you don't want to of course

inobaka <3:
why wouldn't I want to?

rich boi:
I don't know

inobaka <3:
I break into your house at least twice a week

of course I would even come with your permission

rich boi:
so you're the one who always takes things out of my closet and leaves them everywhere?

inobaka <3:
yee

some of ur clothes r comfortable

I also found some рics of u as a kid

rich boi:
well that's embarrassing

inobaka <3:
u kno you look good with long hair

rich boi:
oh no you saw those pictures

inobaka <3:
yes

I may or may not even made copies

you need to grow ur hair out again at some point

then we both will have longer hair

partner look

rich boi:
you want to see me with long hair?

inobaka <3:
ye

omg then zenitsu will be the only one with short hair

I have a reason to bully him again

rich boi:
so you'll come over this weekend

inobaka <3:
ye ye

just don't say you'll sleep on the couch or sumthin like the first time I slept over

or ill drag u back to your bed at night again

rich boi:
wait

so I didn't come back myself to bed that night?

inobaka <3:
oops

rich boi:
you brought me there

inobaka <3:
yeee

bridal style too

in my defense I couldn't sleep alone that night

rich boi:
well you don't need to sleep alone this time

inobaka <3:
bet

im little spoon

rich boi:
okay

(((:

the side story (sabigiyuu) is out now btw. "I make poor life choices, don't know if you're one of them yet" if anyone's interested.