Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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sabito is a lesbian

[,,,]

boar:
so thats basically

how one direction said

the story of my life

pika:
stop

shiro kinnie:
since when is your life fucked fucked?

boar:
the day I met you

I pray every day that you'll die

shiro kinnie:
I too

pray every day that I'll die

boar:
so now its ur turn

what the frickle frackle happened with Mexico and her Pokémon trainer

and what happened to that depressed shit

for once its my relationship that works out

pika:
ouch

shiro kinnie:
idk toms busy

wasn't home for some time

but whats new yk?

pika:
started neglecting nezuko and her feelings once u were gone cuz I dealt shitty w u being gone n stuff

boar:
im going to beat you up

is that why she left the group?

pika:
I guess

boar:
and what happened to pizza guy

pika:
so

shiro kinnie:
so

im going to tell the story

shut up zenitsu

pika:
die then

shiro kinnie:
mans was harassing ur personal Edward Cullen

spread rumors abt you

talked shit abt u

threatened sum ppl

boar:
thanks for the oh so long and detailed story

shiro kinnie:
always welcome darling

boar:
so what rumors

shiro kinnie:
you cheating on tanjiro

boar:
watch me become a criminal

pika:
you're already one

boar:
welp

anygays

we'll fix your problems tomorrow

pika:
and you're so sure that you can solve them why exactly??

boar:
obviously I can

im inosuke

shiro kinnie:
thats just a red flag

boar:
you're a red flag

shiro kinnie:
welp

boar:
anygay

time to get some dick

Tanjiro K.:
omg inosuke,,,,

boar:
time to mario SMASH