Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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sabito & inosuke podcast

boar:
we have decided that we'll check ourselves into a mental hospital

by that I mean we're ready on the waiting list

pika:
either inosuke has gone crazy and talks abt himself as 2 ppl or someone's going with him

the first one seems more believable

boar:
rude

jesus:
yea rly rude

im going with inosuke

we're hoping to become roommates

boar:
the adventures of inosuke and sabito

new podcast episode

pika:
do yall actually have a podcast?

jesus:
no

but wouldn't that be exciting

easy money

boar:
dude

we should start a podcast in the mental hospital

I know they can make clubs there

we so should make a podcast club

jesus:
dude

you're a genius

Tanjiro K.:
do you want me to pull some strings so you two actually become roommates

otherwise I'd be unlikely

boar:
stay quiet peasant

Tanjiro K.:
ouch

boar:
jesus' power will give us what we want

Tanjiro K.:
,,jesus?

jesus:
aka me

yours truly sabito

you get the reference of me dying and jesus right?

lmao yea im so funny

Tanjiro K.:
does giyuu know you've planned this?

jesus:
how would he

haven't seen that mf in weeks

Tanjiro K.:
@ ghost hunter its an emergency

ghost hunter:
yes?

jesus:
oh so as soon as tanjiro has an emergency you're there as fast as sonic but when I need something from my dear BOYFRIEND I get ghosted

jail

boar:
shame on you tom(ato)

jesus:
you need to change your name to ghost tom(ato) thatd be so funny

pika:
anyways,,,

explain tom

ghost hunter:
I had work

jesus:
I can't see those words anymore

blinded even

Tanjiro K.:
take a vacation tomioka,,