Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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inobaka:
you're on the news

tanji:
I'm on the news like very week

inobaka:
shut up

I never watch tv

this is like the first time in a couple of years I sat down and turned my tv on

anyways

your girlfriend

tanji:
girlfriend?

inobaka:
that's what they're talking abt

tanji:
well I have a boyfriend that I very much like so,,

inobaka:
give me a minute to calm my heart down

tanji:
oh

inobaka:
anygay

tanji:
not the anygay

inobaka:
that homophobic

tanji:
I'm literally gay

inobaka:
touchè

tanji:
anyways

inobaka:
anygay*

tanji:
ANYWAYS

I told them that I don't a have a gf but they don't believe me of course

it's the press for you

inobaka:
the press is slow

the ppl on twitter are wildin

do many theories it's fun

one said you have kids in cages somewhere her since this college is very much ghetto

sum dude said you use this college as a experiment that's why you were sneaking in at night

tanji:
Twitter is hell

inobaka:
if you're not on Twitter you don't know what's happening

tanji:
but it's literally abt me

inobaka:
shhhhh

it's okay not to knowbstuff about gourself

tanji:
know stuff*

yourself*

inobaka:
why do I even bother

btw why don't you just come out

tanji:
my assistant said it's not the best time and a lot of rumors will start

so

inobaka:
didn't know depressed shit has a brainz for saying sruff like that

tanji:
depressed shit,,,,

inobaka:
there's a lot of stuff going on here

tanji:
yeah no I see

btw how's your arm?

inobaka:
muscular as ever?