Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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<3:
you could've at least keep the beer

boyfriend <3:
no

did you forget what we talked about a couple of days ago?

you said urself that you're not feeling well when drinking

even if beer is something light try to keep your hands off of it for some time

<3:
okay okay

boyfriend <3:
I just want you to get better

<3:
imagine staying sober for over a week

needs to be me ig

damn

college rly made me an alcoholic

boyfriend <3:
thats sounds so depressing

<3:
cuz it is

but we also have good news

boyfriend <3:
we?

<3:
me and my wEeD

boyfriend <3:
at least not alc

<3:
ur okay with weed but not alc?

boyfriend <3:
alcohol causes more harm than cannabis

even lsd is lower on the chart than alcohol

<3:
bruh

then why is it illegal

boyfriend <3:
bc they're idiots

<3:
unusual to hear that from you

anyygay

when r u coming home?

boyfriend <3:
I don't know

muzan asked for a meeting again

<3:
meeting or dinner?

boyfriend <3:
mix of both

<3:
bleh

isn't he like old?

boyfriend <3:
about 10 years older than me

maybe less

<3:
mhm

does he want your company or you

boyfriend <3:
the company ofc

___________________

criminal:
does muzan want the company or tanjiro?

tom & jerry:
both

___________________

<3:
inch resting

boyfriend <3:
can you stay at anygay T_T

<3:
evolution baby

inch resting will stay

boyfriend <3:
,,so when i say baby its embarrassing?

<3:
tanjiro

zuko to my sokka

listen

it is embarrassing when u call me baby in bed

boyfriend <3:
insouke

light if my life

it's cute seeing your reaction

<3:
omfg

nooooooooooooooooooooo

thats also embarrassing

boyfriend <3:
I never want to see you complain when someone assumes you're a bottom

you even act like one

bc u r one obviously

but you always complain

<3:
im-

boyfriend <3:
you can't even argue bc you know its true

<3:
is it inosuke slander day???

boyfriend <3:
its inosuke stop pretending to be a top era

<3:
,,,

don't you have work

boyfriend <3:
((:

are you angry

<3:
whyre you so happy

boyfriend <3:
bc its adorable seeing you to get upset abt something like this

I'll try to keep the dinner short and be home soon (:

<3:
,,

okay

if it'll take too long the kitchen will be on fire

boyfriend <3:
you're saying you'll try to cook and fail?

<3:
exactly

boyfriend <3:
,,

omg I like you so much

<3:
who doesn't

boyfriend <3:
im pretty sure you have a lot of enemies

<3:
they love me but r in denial

boyfriend <3:
of course