Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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tomioka:
what are you doing

muichiro:
what am j doing?

tomioka:
were you flirting with tanjiro 5 mins ago?

muichiro:
what

tomioka:
"are you asthma? you're taking my breath away"

that was a pick up line

you said it after walking up the stairs with him

and you can be happy he's an idiot

mucihiro:
,,

so what

tomioka:
he has a boyfriend??

the one you had a crush on at that

mhichiro:
why does everyone know about that

tomioka:
you weren't exactly secretive about it

muichiro:
jeez

tomioka:
so

care for an explanation?

muichiro:
am i not allowed to let words out of my mouth?

tomioka:
you're flirting with a taken man?

muichiro:
your point?

tomioka:
whyre you doing this?

this will only make us all drift more apart

you know that right?

is a relationship you're not in, more important than the friendship between all 5 of us?

muichiro:
its not like im sleeping with him

jeez calm down its just flirting

tomioka:
tanjiro still has a boyfriend

you know you switched up real fast

flirting or not its petty to do it with the bf of your friend

and rn isn't really the right moment for him to be reminded that inosuke isn't here

and I know you stop by the office every now and then to stop him from overworking and keeping him company

but if your goal is his dick

just fucking stop

muichiro:
its not like I assaulted him???????

whyre you making a big deal out of it???

tomioka:
trying to make this "deal" not bigger

cuz it sounded like you didn't want to stop

muichiro:
omfg

don't you need to worry about making sabito happy?

he'll probably leave you again if you keep on working so much

tomioka:
I dont even know why we're friends with you

muichiro:
who knows

tomioka:
try to keep your dick to yourself

we already have enough troubles to solve

I'll cut your dick off and glue it on your forehead so everyone can see how small it is, if you keep up the act -yours truly, sabito

muichiro:
so I pull a line on tanjiro and yall r threatening me?

tomioka:
we try to stop it from getting something morjevjsa

you two faced snake take care of inosuke for a month prolly wrote love letters in your notes app, tried to steal him from tanjior and now you're doing the exact opposite? don't you think you should find someone who's in your league?
-sincerely, sabito

muichiro:
like j said

its not like I assaulted him

tomioka:
yet -your dearest, sabito

muichiro:
yall r overreacting

tomioka:
for someone who immediately tried to get in the pants of a millionaire (probably), you sure make yourself sound innocent -love, sabito

tomioka just confirmed him being a millionaire -best wishes, sabito

muichiro:
yall make me look like a criminal

tomioka:
we are telling you to stop you moron

as soon as inosuke is back tanjiro will not leave his side

muichiro:
no one can say whatll happen in the meantime before inosuke is back

tomioka:
prepeare your fucking balls cuz i swear to mf whatever god you believe in, ill wax your balls  dick and ass and whatever also hurt  with fucking ductape. making sure the first layer of your skin comes off too so you can neither shower nor take a piss cuz it'll hurt every time it comes in contact with something wet. you'll wish you never had balls to begin with -with lots of care, sabito

I make sure to put Chilli powder in your underwear, so it'll hurt 10000 times more, if you don't stop the act -respectfully, sabito

___________________

pizza planet:
yo sabitos gone crazy

fake pikachu:
I already saw

don't think ill side w u

____________________

tomioka:
now you want me to look like a crazy bitch? okay listen here you dickfaced cock sucker. crazy or not, despite this dumbass arguments we had these past weeks, my friends are important to me. almost family if you didn't notice. so stop this act that will destroy not only your relationship with us, but also the relationship of taniiro and inosuke -best regards, sabito

muichiro:
you're also a cock sucker

why tf you insulting me like that?

tomioka:
if it comes to the worst, with your whole situation, I for sure will be homophobic towards one person. that person being you -faithfully, sabito

oh and before I forget
-thanks again, sabito

tomioka is important to me. some work hours won't stop me from doing so. I know he has some projects going on every once in a while and needs tk work more for them to be successful. plus his career path is alo on the line and the reputation of a lot of people at that. I still see him and we talk a lot with each other. I know he loves me and he knows j love him. it'll stay unchanged. and if he have some kinda disagreement, im ready to talk it out. -with love, sabito

muichiro:
whatever