Take A Break And Love Me [InoTan] -chatfic

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tan(DJ)ro:
how are you doing (:

ino <3:
a little sad since the nurses decided to shut down our club

tan(DJ)ro:
what club?

ino <3:
sabito & inosuke podcast club

tan(DJ)ro:
,,,

what were you talking about

ino <3:
you know

now that ur asking like that i can see why they shut it down

anyways

we were talking a lot abt inappropriate stuff

tan(DJ)ro:
like what?

ino <3:
yk it starts with i and ends with ntercourse

ehm the sexy kind

also we made a lot of fun of tomioka

we weren't like recording or anything

but we drew microphones on paper and talked really loudly so other ppl heard us

tan(DJ)ro:
well that surely something

ino <3:
Im sensing some judgement so im going to change the subject

how r you doing

how's our pet doing

tan(DJ)ro:
what pet???

ino <3:
our pet??? gasoline???? the cat thats always sleeping by your head????

tan(DJ)ro:
gasoline?????

ino<3:
I know pretty clever name

name by inosuke

anygay

how is she doing?

tan(DJ)ro:
we don't have a cat

ino<3:
we have a cat named gasoline daisy hashibira kamado

our little angel

tan(DJ)ro:
inosuke i will cry

what cat

I didnt take care of a cat for the last month

what cat are you talking about

ino<3:
YOU FORGOT ABOUT GASOLINE DAISY HASHIBIRA KAMADO????

tan(DJ)ro:
inosuke please what are you talking about???

does tomioka know about the cat?? should I call him???

ino<3:
tanjiro i want a kitty meow meow

tan(DJ)ro:
I dont know if you're talking about the animal or the genitals

ino<3:
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT CATS WHY WOULD I BE TALKING ABOUT THE VAJAYJAY

tan(DJ)ro:
I never know with you

ino<3:
I would be offended but I understand

anywHORE

tan(DJ)ro:
more like anyhorror

ino<3:
,,,,

tan(DJ)ro:
,,what?

ino<3:
tanjiro sweetheart im so proud of you for that little word play joke you just made there

tan(DJ)ro:
oh haha

thank you

erm

I learned from the best (:

ino<3:
I would kill the world for you

tan(DJ)ro:
I cannot get you out of jail for that

ino<3:
im so proud of you i forgot what I was even talking about

tan(DJ)ro:
gasoline

ino<3:
why would I need gasoline

tan(DJ)ro:
like the cat

ino<3:
right

tanjiro

we need a cat named gasoline daisy hashibira kamado

tan(DJ)ro:
okay we can adopt one once you're back

ino<3:
a hairless one

tan(DJ)ro:
no not a hairless one

ino<3:
tanjiro baby please

tan(DJ)ro:
I would be happy to be called baby but hearing that from you is scary

,,don't do it again

ino<3:
hit right in my heart

tan(DJ)ro:
anyways we won't get a hairless one because that requires more responsibility and care

we will get one with hair

ino<3:
I wanted to call her baldie

tan(DJ)ro:
you already gave our future cat 4 names

ino<3:
excuse you

2 of them are our family names

they don't count

tan(DJ)ro:
okay but 2 names are enough for a cat

ino<3:
gasoline daisy baldie hashibira kamado

tan(DJ)ro:
inosuke,,,

ino<3:
also sabito wanted her to have a name in his honor too

gasoline daisy baldie sabi(rina) hashibira kamado

tan(DJ)ro:
we will talk about the adoption of gasoline once you're home again

I had a dream where this fic had over 300 chapters. and by dream I mean nightmare