KOTLC Texting ♥

KOTLC texting 5 - A human??

Kotlc Texting

TheCupcakePiggy: OMG HI FITZ
Fitz: Uh hi? Who are you?
TheCupcakePiggy: IAM YOUR BIGGEST HATER, BUT LIKE, HI!!
Fitz: Uhhhhhhhhhh
TheCupcakePiggy: I understand your confused. But guess what?
Fitz: What?
TheCupcakePiggy: You are nothing but a book character
Fitz: Uh... bye?
TheCupcakePiggy: COME BACK! I NEED TO ROAST YOU!
***********************************************************************************************Keefe: Hey bangs boi
Tam: Hey hairy dude
Keefe: Ok, there are some rules to be followed. Like, NO INSULTING THE HAIR!
Tam: Ok hotdog
Keefe: Go ahead Tammyboi, call me what you want. But we both know that you're the real soul less freak
Tam: Wanna know who the freak is? The freak is the dude with the broom on his head, and has the ugliest smile.
Keefe: Hey! Atleast we both agree that your the freak! You know, you have the broom hair and ugly smile.
Tam: I get it
Keefe: YoU sUcK
Tam (sarcastically): And you're so awesome (eyeroll)
Keefe: Look! We agreed on the second thing in a day! We on a roll BroomHead!
Sophie: Hey guys!
Sophie: What happened here?
Keefe: Oh nothing, Tam is just confessing how awesome he thinks iam!
Tam: Yeh! You're just as awesome as Valin's spit blob
Keefe: I knew I would regret ever telling you about that
Tam: Were you born on a highway, cus that's where most accidents happen
Keefe: I may have been made only for my mom's dirty business, but I was useful. When you were born, your mom said "What a treasure, let's bury it!"
Tam: She did
Keefe: Oh sorry
Fitz: GUYS
Fitz: THIS PERSON NAMED THECUPCAKEPIGGY MESSAGED ME, SAYING THEY ARE MY NUMBER ONE HATER
Keefe: I'll be the number two hater then!
Fitz: How do they know me?
Dex: They were probably a hacker
Sophie: Oh hi Dex!
Dex: Hi!
Biana: Lets add them. If they know you, they must know me
Fitz: NO DONT
Dex: Wonderboy is right. They might hack the whole software

Biana added TheCupcakePiggy to the chat

Biana: Hi, Do you know me?
TheCupcakePiggy: Omg! Biana! Who doesn't know you?
Biana: Uh, I don't know but hi!
Fitz: Ugh, they are so annoying
Keefe: Oh Fitz, give them the chance you never got
TheCupcakePiggy: OMG KEEFE! IAM YOUR BIGGEST FANNNN
Keefe: HIIIIIIII
Dex: Stop talking to the hacker guys! They are going to take information from you, and use it against you!
TheCupcakePiggy: For such a cute guy, you sure worry a lot
Dex: THEY KNOW I AM CUTE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HACKERRRR
TheCupcakePiggy: Relax
TheCupcakePiggy: The reason I know everything about you is because you all are book characters
Keefe: Me too?
TheCupcakePiggy: Unfortunately yes, but you will always be real in my heart!
Keefe: HEH
Marella: Hi guys
Marella: Oh ... uh hi?
TheCupcakePiggy: OMG MARELLA
Marella: Wow you know me too?
TheCupcakePiggy: DUH! PYROKINESIS IS SO COOL!
Marella: yay!
Linh: What are your favorite talents?
TheCupcakePiggy: Technopath, Pyrokinesis, Teleporter, Vanisher, Empath, Inflictor and Mesmer
Keefe: Wow
Sophie: Being an inflictor might sound cool, but it's a pain if you ask me
Dex: You like technopaths?
Dex: Cool!
Tam: people think shades are weird
TheCupcakePiggy: Think? I am talking to one right now and the only thing that comes to mind is 'weird'
Keefe: YOU ARE EPIC
TheCupcakePiggy: I know : )
Fitz: It's not fair that you compliment everyone except ME!
TheCupcakePiggy: That's cus you suck
Keefe: LOL
Fitz: THAT'S IT
Marella: ROAST BATTTTTTTTTTTLE!
TheCupcakePiggy: Fitz, you make onions cry
Fitz: Well, you're so ugly.. uhhh... goblins are jealous
Sophie: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
TheCupcakePiggy: Well, your so annoying you make your happy meal sad
Sophie: LOL FITZ
Fitz: I dont know what that is
TheCupcakePiggy: Not surprised, you have the IQ of an orange crayon
Keefe: Ok I love this girl
Fitz: You are as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue'
TheCupcakePiggy: Hey, At least I exist! You're nothing but a fiction of imagination of a talented person's mind. (This doesn't imply for the others, not even Councillor Alina
Tam: HEHHHEEHHEHEHEHEHEH
Linh: What was that?
Keefe: Hey bangs boi knows how to laugh!
Fitz: TheCupcakePiggy, you have a dumb name
TheCupcakePiggy: You were named after a human snack.
Fitz: Ok, you win, I have no idea how to do this
Keefe: THE WINNER OF THE KOTLC ROAST BATTLE IS...... THECUPCAKEPIGGGYYY!
TheCupcakePiggy: Yay! Now I have to go, BYE GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Keefe: Bye, c ya soon!
Sophie: See you!
Linh: baii!
Tam: bye
Biana: BYE DEAR!
Dex: bye not hacker!
Fitz: BYE, NEVER COME BACK!
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-TheCupcakePiggy