Kotlc texting 22- Bobblehead

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Fitz: Guess what?
Fitz: I have a REAL girlfriend
Fitz: And she's not made up
Keefe: Who? Miss Chandelier Light Bulb?
Fitz: She isn't inanimate either
Sophie: This is exciting! Who won you over?
Keefe: Yeah Fitzy?
Fitz: Stina
Dex: KILL ME
Sophie: STINA?!
Keefe: WHY HER?
Biana: FITZ
Biana: THERE ARE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS OUT THERE
Biana: WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO DATE A.... BOBBLEHEAD!
Fitz: She has a lot more than a big head. She has soft curly hair, beautiful eyes, clear skin, and a big heart!
Dex: Big head*
Biana: Ew

Fitz added Stina to the chat

Stina: Hey Fitzbear!
Fitz: Hi Stinboo <3
Biana: *barfs*
Dex: K I L L  M E 
Marella: What is SHE doing here?
Stina: Miss me?
Marella: I miss roasting your big head
Stina: Big head = big brain
Marella: No, big head = thick head (A/N to have a thick head is to be stupid)
Stina: Ugh, Fitzbear, you're 'friends' have NO manners
Fitz: Luckily, I'll always be there on your side
Marella: Luckily, I'll always be there to FRY you
Dex: I'll be there to ELECTRIFY you
Biana: I'll be there to HATE your fashion choices
Linh: I'll be there telling you to stop hurting her (and leave some for me to DESTROY)
Keefe: I'll be there laughing at you
Stina: Yeah, and go to Exile
Dex: Living in a world where someone like you exists is WORSE than Exile
Sophie: DEXXXXX YOU GO!
Stina: instead of doing all that hard work of running me over and frying me, I can get you into Exile RIGHT NOW
Dex: No thanks
Stina: No, I INSIST!
Sophie: And your insisting has gone to waste
Stina: *Eye roll*
Biana: Keep rolling your eyes and your eyeballs will pop out of their sockets!
Stina: I won't have to see you ugly face anymore
Fitz: Good one Stinny!
Biana: You should have PICKED a 'good one'
Biana: Cus Stina ain't one!
Stina: Fitz, I am leaving
Stina: These ppl just DO NOT get it
Fitz: Yeah

Stina left the chat

Fitz: Stop trash talking my girlfriend!
Fitz: Bye!

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