The Dollmaker

Partners In Crime

I go down to the bar after my report to Gramps, there I find my two best friends, my partners in crime, sipping their drinks. A very sugary strawberry milkshake for Toga and a coffee as black as his soul for Dabi.

"Come on guys from all the things you could drink in a bar you choose coffee and a milkshake? Dabi can easily pass for an adult but you Toga, not so much~~." I smirk when I earn a middle finger from Dabi and a very intense slurping sound from Toga. Ah children~. I go and sit down between the two.

" You look like a cat who caught a big bird. Had fun?" Dabi asks as he sips his dear coffee.

" I took down four heroes today~~. Lemillion, Suneater (I sincerely apologize to all of Tamaki's fans TwT), Nejire Chan and a pink alien who didn't find any better name than Pinky. Seriously are heroes names getting dumber with time or is just this one?"

"Izubabe there's one called 'Can't stop twinkling'." Big moment of silence, my brain is trying to process how DUMB that name sounds.

"...must be a French man." It's all I could find to say. Just from hearing that alias I lost at least a million brain cells!
"Kuro I beg you, give me something strong so I can forget the stupidity I heard." A soft chuckle comes from Kurogiri while Toga and Dabi are laughing their asses off at my misery.

"Hey you're the one who asked if their aliases can get anymore stupid~~~!"

"And I would have live just fine without knowing about Can't Stop Twinkling!" This throws Toga in a louder fit of giggles, I take my drink and down it in one go.
"On a more serious not, I turned Pinky into a puppet but she wasn't the one I wanted in the first place."

"Oh? And who caught your eye this time?"

"I wanted to keep Lemillion because of his Quirk but the damn alien bitch decided otherwise. He would have made such a great addition to my collection!" I pout like a kid who was denied a candy.

"At least you didn't leave empty-handed, and if you really don't want her just send her back to her agency as a warning to not mess with you. It's not like they'll be able to turn her back to normal anyway."

"Not a bad idea, they've been breathing down my neck for a while now and it's really starting to get on my nerves."

"Heehee a Villain who turns anyone into puppets be it, Hero, Villain or citizen is quite worrisome to them~~. But don't worry Izu we are here to keep your pretty ass out of jail~~." I roll my eyes with a mix of fondness because they'll never allow a hero to put me in jail without a fight and exasperation at the comment on my ass.

"At least my ass is lovely enough for you to not let me get arrested~."

"Of course and you're welcome Izu~~."

"Simp." I hear Dabi mutter in his coffee.

"And proud of it~~~!" Toga grins from ear to ear.

"I'mma drag your ass to horny jail if you keep going."

"Nooooo!!! I won't go back there! They'll never take me alive!!" She grabs her milkshake and runs for her life.

"...I ain't running after her." And he goes back to his coffee, I can't help but cackle like a certain witch in Harry Potter.

"Come on Sunshine finish your coffee and I'll take you to fuck up some wannabe heroes~~. I heard Shoto and Dynamight are out patrolling tonight~~." I must look like the Cheshire cat with my huge grin plastered on my face.
"Then you can go back home and enjoy the rest of the evening with your little Birdie and your uuuuh... What is it called again? You know those tiny, pink, wiggly things that yell and cry all the time?"

"Babies?" He raises an eyebrow

"Yes! Babies!" I see Dabi sweatdrop.
"Well excuuuuuse me princess for forgetting what a baby was called, I've never been around babies you know!"

"You were literally there when Yoko and Homura were born."

"That was a long time ago." I pout.

"That was exactly three months ago." He smirks.

"Long time ago!" He lets out a raspy chuckle before finishing his coffee.

"Come on, let's mess with some heroes~." Then a yellow flash passes in front of us.

"LET ME GET SOME SIIIIIIIIIP!!" Then she cackles like the mad woman she is, that's our Toga.

"We better catch up or she'll keep all the heroes to herself." I say, Dabi nods and we run after an over excited (and high on sugar) Toga. After an hour or two we find our targets, three little wannabe heroes, great one each! So we have Shoto Todoroki, son of the current number 1 hero Endeavor and youngest brother of Dabi, then we have Dynamight aka my ex best friend Katsuki Bakugou and finally we have Cellophane aka Sero Hanta, he's a close friend of Bakugou since UA, all are patrolling together and with their guards dow. Ooooh it's going to be fun~~~!