I sat in a crappy throne in the back of an allyway. It's my evil villain lair. You know, I AM Kokichi Ouma, the phantom thief. I deserve this throne.
But there's nothing to do..
I fiddled with my hair a little bit, brainstorming things to do but theres nothing of interest.
"Boring!" I shout in anger. "Tracy! Get me something to do!"...
"Tracy! I said get me something to do, you whore!"
....
I heard a few footsteps, then a soft voice.
"I think this is it."
BZZT