3/6/15 ME THE SLAPPER

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3/6/15 Hey everyone! How are you? That's good! Okay storytime!

        It was a normal day in car line. Suddenly, a punch bug comes. A wild percussion came over and started punching everyone. Well I don't take crap from no one so I backhanded him. Few minutes later, I hear someone (Jackweird) say "Woah dude you're nose is bleeding!"

I.

Made.

Someone's.

Nose.

Bleed.

        It wasn't just a drop of blood or two. He was actually bleeding a lot. And I'm just like "I'M SO SORRY!" But in the outside I'm like "Hell yeah! I gave someone a bloody nose!"

        I didn't even get in trouble. When I told my brother he goes "Hell yeah!" and was really proud. I may have stretched the truth a bit when telling my mom but oh well. I kinda meant to slap him but not hurt him.

        I'll forever be feared by band kids now.

        And my apperiation week is next week.

FEAR ME.

~HGH

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