bakubaby oneshots

bouncer

Since eri always hung out at the 1a dorms aizawa decided to get a few toys for her. Once they all came he had realised that he accidentally ordered a baby bouncer, not bothering to return it he decided to put it up anyway and leave it alone.

When the bakusquad returned back to their dorms with eri

Eri-" mr zawa said he got some toys for me!"

Mina-" awh really, well when we get in we will all play with you.. right bakugou?"

Baku-" hm.. what?"

Kami-"were all gonna play with eris toys dude. Including you"

Baku-" no, absolutely not im going up to my room to get away from you extras"

Kiri-" bakubro thats not very manly"

Sero-" are you too scared to play with them"

Mina-" sero dont do tha-"

Baku-" F*ck you tape face, im not to scared at all!"

Once they reached the dorm lounge

Eri-" woahh! Look look!"

Mina-" yeah, mr aizawa really bought alot of toys"

Kami-" hey dudes whats this"

Baku-" you really dont know... its a bouncer, it hangs from the ceiling and goes just above the floor so anyone whos in it can just bounce"

Eri-" i dont need that! Im not a baby"

Sero- " im sure he didnt mean to get it or something lil dude"

Jiro-" cmon eri, lets go play with some other toys"

Mina-" yeah lets go"

They all go over go the other toys and start to play

After aizawa picked up eri.

Kami, kiri and baku walk over to the bouncer again

Kami-" woah bakubro you kinda look like youd fit in the bouncer"

Kiri-" kami bro you right"

Baku-" so what extras"

Kami-" get in"

Baku-" what?! No f*ck you"

Kiri-" to scared bakubro? "

Kami-" dont think youll fit?"

Baku-" wh- no id fit! F*cking fine ill show you extras"

Baku tries to get in but cant get himself in it

Kiri-" need some help bro?"

Kami-" yeah wanna get kiri to lift you in"

Baku-" shut the f*ck up pikachu, sh*tty hair help me get in it"

Kiri-" okay bro"

Kiri goes up to bakugou and lifts him up.

Kiri-"woah dude your really light"

Baku-" shut up!"

Kiri places bakugou in the bouncer. Bakugou fits perfectly and even his feet barely touch the floor, the only thing he can do it bounce.

Kiri-" woah, so manly bro. You actually fit"

Kami-" awh you look so cute bakubro"

Baku-" ok yeh now get me out"

Kami- " awh can the baby not get out?"

Baku-" im not a f*cking baby! Now get me out"

Kiri-" uh but you look so cute"

Kami-" mina, sero jiro look at bakubro"

Mina-" whats up kami- woah baku you look adorable"

Sero-" you look like a baby bakubro"

Jiro-" im not really suprised you fit.. your one of the smallest in the class"

Baku-" yeah yeah, now tell sh*tty hair to get me out"

Mina-" ah ah bakubaby no naughty words"

Baku-" what the h*ll are you on abouf pinky"

Mina-" stop swearing and then we will get you out"

Baku-" f*ck no your not my mum"

Mina-" well i technically am.. the bakusquad is like a little family, me and sero are the mum and dad, kiri and kami are kinda like toddlers and jiro is our angsty teenage daughter"

Kiri-" hey, im not a toddler"

Kami-" its kinda true though bro"

Kiri-" yeah i suppose"

Jiro-" hah, i guess we are like a family"

Baku-" yeh and what part am i?"

Sero-" your our cute lil baby"

Mina-" yeah, our little baby"

Kami-"awh cute we got a lil brother"

Kiri-" little baku baby"

Baku-" im not a f*cking baby"

Mina-" ah ah, no more swearing okay? Or we will keep you in there"

Baku-" f*c- i mean fine.."

Seero-" promise? And you cant break it"

Baku-" fineeee, i promise"

Mina-" goodboy"

Baku-" can i get out pinky?"

Jiro-" wait, since were all a family, mina can we call you mum? And sero dad?"

Sero-" yeah sure dude"

Mina-" yeah! I like it"

Baku-" im not calling pinky or tapeface that"

Mina-" course not baby, its mummy and daddy to you"

Baku-"wait what? No!"

Kami-" i guess your stuck in there then"

Kiri-" dads not gonna let you out until you ask nicely"

Baku-" tapefac- i mean sero. Let me out"

Sero-" nice try buddy, but nope"

Mina-" dont forget to say please and thankyou baby"

Jiro-" lets go until hes ready to get out"

The bakusquad- baku start to walk away.

Baku-" wait! Dont leave me!"

They carry on walking not realising tears are running down bakus face.

Baku-" w-wait please get me out.."

Baku-" please get me out d-daddy!"

Sero and mina turn around and their hearts almost break, baku is there reaching his hands out for them with tears going down his cheeks. Sero and mina run up to bakugou and sero quickly lifts him out, he places baku on his hips and baku cuddles sero and puts his head in seros neck. Mina joins in on the hug

Sero-" awh baby, im sorry we left you"

Baku-" no leave me again.. please"

Mina-" course not baby, we wont leave you again okay"

Baku-" tanks m-mummy.."

Kami-" awh, our lil baby bro is adorable"

Kiri-" so cute and manly

Jiro-" i got pictures"

Kami,sero,mina and kiri-" send them to me!"

Jiro-" okay"

After bakugous calmed down abit hes almost asleep on sero, they all decide to go up to sero and minas room and get on the bed for a big cuddle pile. A few minutes later theyre all asleep

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End hope you enjoyed :) bye bai