bakubaby oneshots

personality reveal

Aizawa-" right problem children, its parents day tomorrow, so get your parents/carers to come in and meet the teachers and see what you do in class. Now class is over"

Kiri-"im so excited for my mum to come in tomorrow what about you kami"

Kami-" my mums comin in too"

Sero-"my dads comin in, what about you mina"

Mina-" same with you, my dads comin in. Blasty?"

Katsu-" 'm pretty sure the old hag is working so probably my dad.."

Deku-"awh, aunties always working kacchan, but atleast your dad will be here"

Katsu-"shut up nerd"

Kami-"auntie? Does that mean you and bakubro are cousins?"

Katsu-" no, we just basically grew up together"

Deku-"yeah! Plus my mum and his mum were best friends so i always now just call her auntie, and plus kacchans like a little brother to me"

Katsu-"deku.. shut the f*ck up"

Kami-"little? But blastys taller and older"

Deku-" actually he was born on the 20th of april, a year before me, so technically  hes actually the youngest in the class, plus kacchan has these little wedges in his shoe-"

Katsu-"damn nerd, will you ever learn to shut the f*ck up?"

Deku-"ahh! Sorry kacchan.."

Kami-"wedges? So hes not actually that tall?"

Katsu-"really deku.. you just had to go and say something"

Deku-"kacchan i said i was sorry!"

Mina-"cmon blasty show us your height

Katsu-"f*ck no"

Kami-"hm.. guys i think hes too scared to"

Kiri-"cmon bro im sure your normal height is really manly"

Kami-"yeah, cmon blastybro"

Katsu-"no..  maybe after class"

Deku-"yes! Finally theyll see your tiny height kacchan"

Katsu-"f*ck off deku.."

after class theyre all in their dorm lounge

kami-"cmom blasty take off the wedges"

bakugou slowly takes off his shoes and begins to stand up.

mina-"awh blasty baby, your so cute and small!"

katsu-"shut up pinky. 'm not cute or small"

mina-"awahh! blastys adorable now!"

sero-"shes right dude, you are pretty small"

kiri-"woah, bro your so manly! and cute"

deku-"yay! kacchans smaller than me again!"

deku goes up to balugou and picks him up, placking him on his hip like a toddler

shoto-"bakugou, i must say you do kinda look like midoriyas little brother.."

kami-"now you mention it.. bakubro are you sure your not like, midobros younger sibling?"

katsu-"im sure stupid deku isnt my big brother"

deku-"hm.. i mean you were always at my house, plus my mum basically adopted you since your mum and dad were always on a work trip"

katsu-"yeah yeah i get it, now deku put me down!"

deku-"no! ive not held you in ages since you put on this bully act, just return to my normal kacchan! hey! call me my nickname again"

katsu-"no, absolutely not"

deku-"cmon kacchan, pleaseee"

katsu-"no deku"

iida-" midoriya, what do you mean other nickname? i thought he called you deku?"

deku-"yeah, but before this act he was all cute and called me z-"

katsu-"deku shut up.. if i call it you again promise you wont tell anymore.."

deku-"promise kacchan"

katsu-"fine.. zuzu.."

deku-"theres my kacchan!"

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sorry its short, im kinda running out of ideas for this.. enjoy!