Elite Preferences

[23] Texting The Wrong Person

Guzman

You: GUZMANNNNNN

Ander: this is Ander but Y/NNNNNNN

Nano

You: istg you're going to die w cancer bc of too much smoking

Omar: oww that's kinda rude

Christian

You: Babe, a strange package just arrived. They said it's for you... lemme open it real quick!

You: Uh what are the handcuffs for???

Marina: RIP that 🐱 ayy

Rebeka

You: I've never felt so happy in my entire life until I have you in my arms. Love you!

Ari: I hate you both.

Samuel

You: Can you bring me some take out on the way home?

Nano: I'm literally broke

Ander

You: You're so cute I could hug you to death

Valerio: Why, thank you! But I don't think Ander would approve...

Polo

You: I wanna do bad things with you ;)

Yusef Shanaa: Excuse me? This is Nadia's and Omar's father.

Lucrecia

You: Wow you're so pretty I can't believe you're my girlfriend

Rebeka: I think you texted the wrong person, queen.

Valerio

You: Hey where did you hid the cocaine this time ?

*five minutes later, someone unexpectedly knocked at your door*

FBI OPEN UP!

Carla

You: you turn me on

Cayetana: Nope. No. No way. Not even. I'm not falling for that again.

Nadia

You: Other than my pencils, my fingers are long too :>

Christian: Whoa mami chill I didn't know you're a freak :0

Omar

You: You're breaking up with me? After everything we've been through? Is it really worth it, Omar? You're hurting me...

Captain America: This sounds like an Avengers level threat. We're gonna be there in three.

Cayetana

You: Ugh. Samuel annoys me to death. He's so boring as shit.

Samuel: So smooth Y/n. No mac and cheese for you then.

Patrick

You: You're the hottest and brightest man on this galaxy

The Sun: true ig

Mencía

You: Hey baby, wanna come over and finish what we started?😏

Guzman: Are you talking about our science homework or ???