[24] Pick-up Lines

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Guzman
If you're here, who's running heaven?

Nano
People call me Nano, but you can call me tonight.

Christian
Let's play titanic, you'll be the iceberg and I'll go down.

Rebeka
They might ask you to leave soon....you're making all the other women look bad.

Samuel
I lost my number, I was wondering if I could borrow yours?

Ander
And I thought earth was beautiful.

Polo
You're so cute that you made me forget my pick-up line.

Lucrecia
I have to admit two things, querida. The fact that I'm into girls or just the fact that I'm into you.

Valerio
If I flipped a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Carla
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute.

Nadia
I might as well call you "google", because you're everything I've been searching for.

Omar
I didn't sneeze but you blessed me.

Cayetana
If a thousand of painters worked for a thousand of years, they could not make a piece as perfect as you.

Patrick
Forget world domination, I wanna dominate you.

Mencía
Somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel.

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