brutal jealousy (hermione/you)

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hermione: why'd you text me earlier

you: i have a question

hermione: about?

you: that girl in your profile. the one in between the redhead and curly blondie

hermione: that's ginny

you: holy fuck i matched with her

hermione: she's gay?

you: i think pansexual

hermione: ron's never mentioned it. i'm surprised

you: who's ron? is that your bf

hermione: the knucklehead is my friend, y/n. plus that's ron's sister. ron is quite cute btw

you: well so is his sister

hermione: it's not a competition

you: not unless you make it one

hermione: shut up

hermione: also stay away from ginny. she's off limits

you: uh no way. i'm gonna keep talking to her. she's nice

hermione: doesn't matter. that's my friend's sister

you: doesn't affect me

hermione: ginny is off limits. don't talk to her

you: you aren't the boss of me

hermione: you're so hardheaded

hermione: enough about ginny. wanna see who i matched with?

you: wow you actually matched with someone other than me. i applaud

hermione: shut it

hermione:

hermione: and

you: what tf is your type. they look like douchebags

hermione: they really aren't.

you: it's a no go for me. cancel the wish package bc those guys aren't me

hermione: i'm actually getting along with the second guy. you'll be hearing from me a lot about him

you: oh lol

hermione: i think he's gonna take me out somewhere

you:

you: look at my girl

hermione: "my girl" yeah okay

you: jealous?

hermione: barely. i think you're the one who's jealous

you: that is a BIG joke

you: LMAO

hermione: yeah hide your emotions behind those caps

you: bitch :/

hermione: just saying!

you: what if i was jealous

hermione: i'd tell you to move on

you: that's what i was doing tho

hermione: not with ginny

you: pft