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It's been a few hours since I was on the app. I was now laying down lazily on the floor of our common room, watching people walk past me, looking down at me occasionally to give me a weird stare, it wasn't entertaining. I swiftly moved to my side, grabbing my phone from my pocket, and almost immediately going on wizalove — out of boredom of course.
you matched with hermione granger
you: hey
hermione: hi
you: this app is so confusing. i just got it
hermione: really? i think it's quite simple
you: how long have you had this
hermione: maybe two days
you: have you found your soulmate yet? app guarantees it. i reckon they put a love spell on here
hermione: soulmate? no
hermione: i'm here to make friends and maybe find someone to study with
you: what..this is a love app
hermione: and?
you: you're basically catfishing but in a different way
hermione: what're you gonna do about
you: uh dhsjs
hermione: thought so. such a hufflepuff response
you: excuse me?
hermione: i'm just kidding
you: oh please -
you: you're all talk but i'd like to see you fight me irl
hermione: mm oh yeah?
you: yes.
hermione: i bet you won't last a second with me
you: anything to wipe that smug look on your face
hermione: i'm actually typing with a straight face rn
you: wait question
hermione: go on
you: what are you
hermione: ??
you: like who do you like. *wrist flick* ya know
hermione: oh i'm straight
you: oh
hermione: what?
you: you literally clicked both for category. you're bi-bating
hermione: what?? no. like i said, i'm here to MAKE FRIENDS
you: how can i be friends with you when you lied about your sexuality ;( traitor
hermione: i didn't even mention anything about my sexuality. nice try
you: oh yeah
hermione: i'm not looking for anything. don't worry
