brutal jealousy (hermione/you)

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you: hey

you: hey

you: hey

you: cock

you: dick

you: big wanker

you: megatron

hermione: could you shut it

you: ok

hermione: you didn't seem to shut your lips when you made out with ginny

you: oh wow. not you too

you: we did not make out. that's a stupid rumor

hermione: you still went on that date when i told you not to

you: ron actually took it fairly well. i don't see the issue

hermione: you don't know ron like i do

you: why can't he tell me in person how he feels. you don't need to speak for him

hermione: it's what friends do. have you heard of it

you: why're you being so fucking mean. you give a bad rep to my name from telling those two boys how "bad" i am

hermione: oh please. i barely even bring you up

you: there. exactly my point. you get so mean for no reason

hermione: it's my personality y/n. i'm sorry i can't help it

you: that's just toxic hun. that's a whole ass behavior you need to fix

hermione: says you

you: :/ i'm laughing rn. what are you on fhsjjs

hermione: whatever. i'm going on a date actually so i don't want you ruining my mood

you: with who?

hermione: does it matter?

you: not really. it's just interesting how you told me in the beginning you weren't looking for anything

hermione: well so did you

you: i was just saying that because you said it

hermione: why would you copy

you: because believe it or not, i actually had a small interest in you from the start

hermione: what

you: you're so oblivious. clearly i don't anymore. it's long gone

hermione: are you hurt

you: not really

hermione: you know i'm straight

you: well DUH hermione. why do you think i stopped liking you. you are so odd

hermione: you can still like me

you: are you bloody mad 

hermione: just because i'm straight doesn't mean you have to stop

you: do you know how narcissistic you sound

hermione: whatever i gotta go

you: k bye