There is this site I found where people can ask questions and anyone who's interested can answer it. But it's only for supernatural and paranormal querries. Great. I found it in time. It's 3 in the afternoon when I typed my question:
How to tell if your neighbour is a vampire ?
Surprisingly, in a few seconds my question got a bunch of replies.
By @yourrudeboss: You can tell when his fangs are inside your neck.
By @Idon'tcare: Have you asked him?
By @funnymermaid: Shoot him with a silver bullet. That will answer your question.
By @Awolf'sdayout: I think you should observe him. Try to write down all the suspicious things they do and figure if those things really are suspicious or not.
By @funnymermaid: Or you can shoot the silver bullet. I know a place where they sell those stuff. DM me.
By @Anonymous4070: Are your friends making fun of you for being too skinny? Do you have to buy clothes from the kid's section? Do people mistake you for a cardboard cutout when you stand still for some minutes? Worry no more. Call 123-456-789 today to gain weight within a month!
By @realitysucks: @funnymermaid this is not funny.
By @Whatwasthat?: Try to cut your finger deep enough to bleed. Then see their reaction. Remember to have something to save yourself with in case things goes south.
By @funnymermaid: @realitysucks no shit Sherlock.
By @realitysucks: @funnymermaid The name is bond. James bond. 007
By @funnymermaid: @realitysucks ok boomer. Lol.
Why are they fighting in my reply section? Do they have nothing else to do? I kicked both of them out and continued reading the reply until I found a decent reply.
By @Edward'sBloodbank: If the reply of any 2 questions is 'yes' or 'maybe' then your neighbour is a vampire.
Did the neighbour have big boxes when they moved in? Something big enough to have a coffin? - I moved in after him. I was actually surprised that someone lives so close to the forest and away from the town. But who knows maybe he does have a coffin in his bedroom. So, maybe.
Is the neighborhood sick? Do they have bite marks on their necks? - The only bite marks I have from a ' blood sucking monster ' is from mosquitoes. I thought living near the woods would give me inspiration to write a supernatural novel but I think it's gonna give me malaria. So, No.
Do you only see them at night? Do they avoid sunlight? - I saw him many times in a day. But mostly at night. Just when I was busy thinking, my neighbour comes out to dump his garbage. He waved his hands. I waved back. Back to the question. My neighbour did mention that he have sensitive skin and can't go out in sunlight much. So, maybe.
Have you ever noticed a bat coming out of their doors or windows? Or maybe a black cat? Vampire loves cats. - Never saw a cat. But sometimes he looks after his friend's dog. And I love dogs so I went to play. I guess he's angry that the dog liked me better than pranit because his face was sulky the whole time. So, No.
Do they often wear only black clothes or cloaks? - Nah. He wears many colours. But he told me his favourite colour is black. These days he wears white most of the time, maybe he changed his favourite colour. So, maybe.
Vampires can read minds. Have you ever felt like they have read your mind? - This is, I am sure, he can't. Because if he could, my mission would've been exposed from day one. So, No.
Atlast if you think your neighbour is a vampire and you don't have any option to move far away from them. And nothing else works than try to make them fall for you. That's the safest option.
WTH? What kind of advice is this? I feel like I wasted my entire day over something stupid. I am angry. Where are my chocolates? I search my entire fridge until I realise I finished them already. Today is a bad day.
" Nachiket, I baked a cake. You want to try? " Like an angel my neighbour screamed.
" Coming!! " I screamed back. My day isn't completely wasted. I took a spoon and sprinted my way to his house.
In total I got 3 'maybe' and 3 'no'.
In conclusion - My neighbour is a vampire
And the cake was soooooo gooooood. Wait. Can this be considered as mind reading?
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My neighbour is a vampire
Humor" Good morning neighbour. " Pranit waves his hand, holding a dumbbell in his other hand. " Morning " Nachiket waves back holding his dry underwear in his other hand. Their thoughts as they look at each other : " My neighbour is a vampire. " Nachiket...
