There is actually a Netflix documentary called "Evil Genius" about this case and it is really good. I would suggest it for any of my crime junkies out there and I hope you enjoy the chapter
- "Balding on top" *Morgan snickers* "Morgan, it isn't that funny"
- "Why would he take it if his shift was about to end? I would be like 'bye bitches!!'"
- Shane has a good point about not taking everything for granted, to be honest guys
- I understand Brian taking off the hubcaps of his car and not wanting to draw too much attention
- I'm pretty sure my dad's fiance works for the PNC bank
- "I wear the same shirts a good portion of the time, I won't lie boys"
- "How do you make a shotgun look like a cane? It's a gun."
- "I KNOW FOR A FACT THEY DO NOT KEEP 250 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN THE VAULT OF THE BANK."
- "Okay, pop off with the dum dum Brain"
- "Maybe he's accepting his fate of death and he wanted a lollipop'
- "If I saw a man rummaging through the McDonald's flower bed, I would run him over."
- "They set their expectations too high for this guy to come out alive."
- "Solved?????"
- People who are over the height of 6' 3" scare me
- "I would never let someone call in a favor to hide a dead person"
- "Can we put it in the ice crusher?....No?"
- "Relatable"
- "That's like saying 'I have nothing to do with the death of Prince Phillip' and I'm not even British."
- "Could they do voice recognition with the suspects to see who made the phone call? Did they think about that?"
- "This is why I don't trust machinery people."
- "FUCKING FECES ARE YOU KIDDING ME"
- Ryan wafting while saying Marjorie's name makes me uncomfy for some reason
- "Marjorie's love life is a little sussy"
- "I have multiple mental illnesses but I haven't killed anyone"
- "THE BAU IS PULLING THROUGH"
- "Ooooo Kenneth"
- "Turned tricks? *eyebrow wiggle ensues*
- "Damn.."- Morgan, on multiple occasions during this episode
- "See, my father upsets me sometimes, but I wouldn't hire someone to KILL him"
- "HE WAS IN ON IT HOLY FUCK"
- "They said 'Bye Bye Brian' when shit got bad"
- "How did they charge him? He's dead..."
- "Hahaha yeah...it's supposed to make this beeping noise"
- "Awwww poor Brain, I don't care if he was charged, it's so sad he was trying to get money and stuff and he was killed"
- "Marjorie died a few days before my birthday..."
- I start eating Doritos cause this case was fucked up
- I personally think Brian was double-crossed
- "He wasn't a complete douchebag"
- "He gets some good people points, but only some."
And that's the chapter! Thanks for reading guys <3
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if i was in buzzfeed unsolved {platonic}
Fanfiction(cover is me as a hotdog but that doesn't matter) my name is morgan and i think i'd be funny in buzzfeed unsolved so let's do this shit published on: july 03, 2019 @ 1:00am finished on:
