-just making dumbass faces while ryan is explaining
-asking rhetorical questions
-"HES FINNA DIE WHAT AN IDIOT"
-making "it" references
-"maybe this is just pennywise"
-"who was so dumb to just, not get the fingerprints?"
"everyone's in the 1800's morgan"
-"if you really think about it (then proceeds to say something idiotic but makes sense if you wait a second)"
-"my middle name is making bad decisions!" "so your full name is morgan making bad decisions mitzelfelt?" "yes ryan, it is. WHY CANT YOU EXCEPT WHO I AM??" "morgan your middle name is ashley" "ryan stfu"
-randomly leaving and coming back with goldfish, colors specifically
-popping up behind ryan and scaring the absolute SHIT out of the grown man
-trying to tap my foot quietly but failing
-"i almost died of appendicitis...was it the demons trying to give me a sign to NOT join buzzfeed unsolved?" "the door is literally right there morgan" *begins to leave* "I WILL BE BACK I WANT GOLDFISH"
-"our first theory/suspect is..." *me crunching* "morgan would you SHUT THE HELL UP FOR 5 SECONDS PLEASE GOD DAMN"
-"i connected the dots" "you didn't connect shit" "omg shane you connected the dots" "HE DIDNT CONNECT SHIT"
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thank you for coming to my ted talk motherfuckers
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if i was in buzzfeed unsolved {platonic}
Fanfiction(cover is me as a hotdog but that doesn't matter) my name is morgan and i think i'd be funny in buzzfeed unsolved so let's do this shit published on: july 03, 2019 @ 1:00am finished on:
