-"this looks like such a nice house, y'know, without the demons and shit"
-*light turns on* (wheeze) "HE WANTS TO KILL US" *laughs hysterically*
-"i'm with shane, this is bs, ngl"
-"i'm not going to leave and you have to fucking deal with that..."
-"if we need to leave, my grandma lives like 10 minutes away from here"
-true fact btw, she lives in the next town over and i've driven past it (the sallie house) multiple times.
-sexually dancing and saying "if you want this ass turn the light on"
-basically being way more disrespectful to the demons than shane
-would tell shane or ryan to turn on some weird ass music and dance around to arouse the demons.
-i'm a bitch
-demons like me the best cause who wouldn't?
-would bring a vacuum to do that ghostbusters thing where they suck the ghosts in.
-stupid and in the dark, would run into the walls
-"shane, ryan, i fell on my ass again"
-yells and screams incoherent things so that the spirits come out and ask why.
-all you can hear from me is the sound of popping bones (fingers, knuckles, back, ankle, etc)
-would kick open a door for the shits and giggles
-"i should've brought my nintendo ds to pass the time." "why didn't you?" (pretending to tear up) "my mom sold it when i was in 8th grade" "morgan, you're a grown ass woman"
-asks the fish sticks joke because it's funny
-"oh my god, they killed shane/ryan"
-opening the window to "let the demons in/out"
-"heartless demons tf?"
-singing random songs that come to mind, to make the demons come out and tell me to stop
-would jump on the furniture cause if it broke it's not my problem
-while leaving, would do that locker slam thing on the side of the house and run to the car
(and that's a wrap bitches. i'm also aged up in the book to 29 because ryan is 28 and shane is 33)
YOU ARE READING
if i was in buzzfeed unsolved {platonic}
Fanfiction(cover is me as a hotdog but that doesn't matter) my name is morgan and i think i'd be funny in buzzfeed unsolved so let's do this shit published on: july 03, 2019 @ 1:00am finished on:
