Dramione 1v1 me m8 (comedy)

You filthy mudblood. 1v1 m8

"You filthy mudblood Granger" whispered Malfoy.
"You couldron shagging son of a basalisk." Whispered Hermione back.
"You smell."
"Of what?"
"mudbloodyness"
"kk, but you smell like voldermorts arse"
I silent tear trickled down Dracos face as he shouted. "Don't bring my ex into this mudblood Granger."
"Fine, one v one me mate. Couldn't give a unicorn shit"
"Name a place and time mudblood Granger."
"Moaning Murtles bathroom kay?"
"I'll make you moan."
"was that meant to sound sexual?"
"No mudblood Granger,do you want it to be."
"no."
"good."

Thanks for reading my intro/first chapter. Hope this makes you laugh.