Dramione 1v1 me m8 (comedy)

Want some aloe Vera on that buuuuurn?

Draco opened his eyes to see Myrtle hovering above him laughing while trying to detach a bettered copy of the monster book of monsters off his ear.
"Why the f****ing Dumbledore did you do that Myrtle ???!!!" Draco shouted as the girl disappeared back into the loo.
"Because she thinks you're a poo" Hermione said bluntly.
"Why??"
"Because you don't like Harry of course" Hermione replied.
"....do you think I'm a poo?
"Er ... yeah"
"HESITATION!"Draco shouted "I bet you love me inside"
"Er no Draco I don't."
"Yes you do."
"I swear on Dumbledore's beard I don't."
"do"
"DON'T"
"That burns Hermione, after all we've been through."
"And what exactly have we been through?"
"A whole chapter of rap battling, that's what! Oh yeah and while we're on the subject I am a big fan of Eminem and I am pretty sure that was basically one of his works." Draco said.
"THE PAST IS IN THE PAST, LET IT GO!" Hermione shouted.
"Here we go again Mrs lyric stealer. Don't you have anything original to say?"
"Indeed I do. Suck my unicorn horn Draco f***ing Malfoy!" and with that Hermione stormed out of the room.