Dramione 1v1 me m8 (comedy)

The wrath of goggles.

Draco opened his eyes to see Hermione and McGonagall sitting on the end of the hospital bed he was in.
"Wow there Hermione I thought we were tight. You just did one of the three unforgivable curses. And they're like... Unforgivable."
McGonagall chuckled heartily "Oh Draco you creep, Hermione has explained very well and I feel there is no reason for her to be punished for this perfectly reasonable reaction." She explained.
"But-"
"No buts! And especially not those that belonging to girls. You have seen quite enough today." McGonagall said sternly. And with that she transformed into a cat and contented herself with a roll of bandage in the corner of the room.

Draco rolled over muttering all sorts of rude words to describe
Hermione but hearing her sweet voice he softened. "You know Draco, ever since I met you I thought you were weird, but now I just think you are a perv."
Rolling over, Draco sighed contently and knew that their relationship was on track.