"You filthy mudblood Granger" whispered Malfoy.
"You couldron shagging son of a basalisk." Whispered Hermione back.
"You smell."
"Of what?"
"mudbloodyness"
"kk, but you smell like voldermorts arse"
I silent tear trickled down Dracos face as he shouted. "Don't bring my ex into this mudblood Granger."
"Fine, one v one me mate. Couldn't give a unicorn shit"
"Name a place and time mudblood Granger."
"Moaning Murtles bathroom kay?"
"I'll make you moan."
"was that meant to sound sexual?"
"No mudblood Granger,do you want it to be."
"no."
"good."Thanks for reading my intro/first chapter. Hope this makes you laugh.
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Fiksi PenggemarThis is a jokey fanfic btw. Plz do not be offended lovers of Dramione. More coming soon. (warning contains wizard swears)