Dramione 1v1 me m8 (comedy)

Rap battle to end all rap battles

Hermione sat in a cubicle peeing. She was in Moaning Myrtle's toilet and had been waiting for Draco when she realised she had not yet been for her morning pee and decided that just had to be put right. Suddenly she heard a soft rendition of "Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy, Hoggy, Hogwarts" float out of the neighbouring cubicle.

"Who's goes there?" Hermione shouted.

"tis I Dralfoy taking my morning pee."

"Dralfoy???!" Hermione asked.

"Get with the program babe it's my new rapper name."

"Why do you have a rapper name" questioned Hermione.

"I thought you challenged me to rap battle if I am not mistaken, and I came prepared." Draco replied. Hermione was in panic. She had not prepared a rap, only deadly spells. However she quickly covered it up. "My rapper name is Gramione!"

"Let the battle comence..."

Dralfoy:

You're a mudblood, through and through

you'll be a crying when i'm done with you

You're a smart arse b**** and a know it all

but you can't see the future, no not at all

So you won't see what's coming up to Hogwarts

I'm here to tell you that you're clever you're bad at sports

And that you should suck snapes bum warts

Yo, come back at that!

Gramione:

Your wand is broken, spells like those of Voldy, smarts are cauldron shagging

There's food on your cloak already, Mum's Butterbeer

You're nervous, but on the surface you look calm and ready to cast a spell,

But you keep on forgetting what you wrote down,

And I am, A know it all

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news everyday I am

Radio won't even play my jam

But that's just the way I am

You better shit ya pants

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cast a spell

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better shit ya pants

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cast a spell

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back

Follow the path that your father took

Journey alone as your run to the dark side

That you call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Hogwarts now

And when I'm gone, just cast a spell, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my farty wands

Just know that I'm looking down on you shitting

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just Shit ya pants

And when he's gone, just cast a spell, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his Voldy spells

Just know that he's looking down on you shitting

And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain

Just shit ya pants in your Cloak.

To be continued...