shrek lived on that island for months, eating the bodies and drinking his own pee. he even set up a little camp. but one day a police 👮 boat 🚤 sped over, finding shrek, drinking his own pee. he was filthy with mud all over him. beside him was a pile of rotting flesh. they took him to the police station and gave him a life sentence in jail for murder and cannibalism 🥰🥰🥰🥰then they held a memorial for th lives that were lost. the end 🥲🥲🥲
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Romancey/n moves into the new village and meets sherk 🥺🥺🥺a sexy green man 😈 this is a joke
