you wlaked out of your house determinedly. you were ready to meet the man of your dreams, the shrexy ogre who lived next door!
suddenly you heard "WHOS IN MY SWAMP 😡🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬" AND YOU PASSED OUT ‼️‼️‼️☹️
you woke up and saw a sexy green man force feeding you brown, wet lumps in a bowl. you screamed and he screamed. "WHAT AM I DOING HERE WHAT HAPPENED" 😵😵😵😵"you passed out in front of my house and i brought you inside 🥺🥺🥺" you looked at the soup. "baka.....is this shart....." he quickly blushed "i'm sorry kitten i thought you would like it 🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔" you patted his back "don't worry sherk i like it baka 😎😎😎😎🥺🥺🥺🤯🤯" "phew" he let out a long, loud, smelly fart of relief and you breathed it in contentedly. "do you want to stay the night here baka 🥺" he asked and you accepted.
YOU ARE READING
shrek x reader UwU
Romancey/n moves into the new village and meets sherk 🥺🥺🥺a sexy green man 😈 this is a joke
