The Scarlet King (Earth-69 Barry) (SLOW UPDATES)

Wife Swap

The Barry/Lois pairing has been requested by Mikecown

I'm adding a little bit of sauce though, adding Clark/Jesse, a nonexistent pairing. 

Barry sighed as he ruffled his hair, he had an interview with Lois Lane about the future of STAR Labs, he had taken up ownership of the lab since Eobard Thawne gave him the ownership. He knows exactly what he'll do with the place, he is obviously going to bring it back up to speed, that's why he quit his CSI job,  trusting Patty as the Police Captain to pick competent CSI's. For now, Jesse and Caitlin were working here. Cisco, Harrison, and other scientists were also working here, producing new solutions to Metahuman problems, also making things that some super-powered beings and other metahumans need, such as articles of clothing that are very elastic, kevlar condoms, reinforced carbon tampons, ultra-absorption pads, things that some people need to have a good sex life. 

He wasn't nervous about that, he knew what he had to say, no, he was nervous about Lois Lane. The beautiful reporter literally had won a Pulitzer and had covered so many good stories over the years, it didn't help that she was Clark's wife. Barry may have stared at Lois for too long at a party Clark had at his place in Metropolis. Clark noticed and made Barry quite an interesting offer. 

Barry adjusted the collar for his shirt and put on his blazer. Caitlin walked up to him and kissed him on the lips.

"Are you ready, Bare," She asked him. She smoothed out his shirt and tucked it into his pants.

"Yeah, I just really... I'm nervous, because-"

"Because you feel attracted to Lois, don't you?" Caitlin asked. Barry flushed red and cleared his throat.

"I do," He admitted sheepishly.

"Yeah, I can see why, you should take Clark's offer, let him choose one of us, and you get her, it's a win-win," She offered. 

"You don't mind?" Barry asked.

"Barry, none of us do, it's a trend for husbands to try each other's wives," Caitlin said.

"Crazy Gen-Z's," Barry muttered.

"Hey, it's smart, you kind of get bored of the same thing over and over again, I get it," Caitlin added.

"Well, I better get out there," Barry said and stood up.

"You're gonna be great, honey, just you watch," Caitlin murmured and kissed him on the lips.

"You ready?" Jesse asked, pausing to peck him on the lips.

Barry nodded, smiling and holding her hand as they walked into the elevator.

"What are you nervous about?" Barry asked, noting how Jesse tapped her foot on the ground at super-speed.

"I-I just don't want to give STAR Labs a bad name," Jesse explained.

"Jess, I'm sure Lois isn't gonna drag our name through the dirt like she's done with Lexcorp or Hammer Industries, we don't do anything nefarious besides create clean energy and making condoms that don't melt when superheroes use them," Barry said, earning a chuckle from Jesse.

"Fine... it's because I've seen the way Clark stares at me, like as if he wants me," Jesse explained. Barry smiled.

"Clark's sexy, have you seen his ass?" Barry asked, Jesse's cheeks heated up and she cleared her throat, the elevator was taking too long to go to the base floor.

"I always knew you liked guys as well," Jesse muttered.

"Meh, a bit of both, just like all of you, Lucifer made me realize that there's a lot of potential in double teaming a woman, it's a team effort, and a man's lips are also different from that of a woman, it's fair game," Barry said, making Jesse flush harder.