Lightbulb the unicorn- A joke fanfic.

Chapter 34

(A.N: Oh boy here we go)

"Huh?! How do you know my name?! And-"

"Huh?! You mean that's-"

"Alright, everybody! Calm down for a second!" Lightbulb held her hands out.

She turned towards the girl.

"There's a little thing you should know. Well actually, it's not a small thing. Thing is, we were actually sent over to find you."

"What?!"

Lightbulb took a deep breath. "Hang on, I didn't finish, now can I-"

"Hold up... so you know my friend... and he has a name now."

"Yeah. He's been worried about you. He kinda met us one day... and voilà!" Lightbulb made gestures with her hands. 

"Where is he now? Is he still alive?" Test Tube muttered worriedly.

Lightbulb began to sweat. "Well, about that... the village found him and took him away."

Utter silence filled the room.

"What?! He's... he's... been... WHAT?!"

"Taken. By a guy named Baseball," Paintbrush came up from behind.

Test Tube gritted her teeth. "I knew that boy was up to no good..." Lightbulb saw her fists clench together.

"I have to go get him."

"Wait a second, I have so many questions!" exclaimed Paintbrush.

It was too late. Both girls burst through the front gate.

Paintbrush facepalmed to themselves and ran after them.

<after running sequence>

"So this is where you live?"

"Yep! It's pretty empty though, considering I've only lived here for a week or so," Test Tube opened her front gate.

"How did these people even build all of this?!" Lightbulb was curious.

"To be honest, I'm not so sure. My best guess is just years of hard work."

The two burst into the living room, while Paintbrush caught up to the others. "Man... stop leaving me behind!"

Lightbulb gave them a gentle hug. "Sorry, sweetheart," she whispered, which made Paintbrush blush slightly.

"Anyways, how are we going to do this?"

"Don't worry, I think I have something in my mind." She grabbed a conveniently placed spear.

"Perhaps the skills I learned here can help me for this moment."

"Wait! We want in too," Lightbulb glances at her.

Test Tube thought for a moment. "Okay. I guess the more help the better. Should I show you where the weapons are?"

The two followed Test Tube down a hidden room. The shelves were stacked with different kinds of tools. Reaching for those said shelves, she handed them a bow and a scythe. "Here, catch."

Lightbulb stroked her bow. "How am I supposed to use this?" She turned towards Paintbrush, who was swinging their scythe feet away, with much skill. "Neat! Hey Lightbulb, what does your thing do?" They asked her.

"That's a bow. You need arrows for it," Test Tube dug through her box of stuff. She pulled out a shield. "This should do."

The green-haired girl turned around to see Lightbulb whack the bow against the wall, whilst screaming.

"Take that! And that!"

The bow then snapped in half.

The other two stared at her. "I'm pretty sure that's not how you use that," Paintbrush commented.

"I believe we might have the time for a mini-lesson." The three of them walked back up, and to the outdoors.

<doo doo doo doo doo time skippppppp>

"Now let the string go!"

Lightbulb released the string. The arrow flew above the target and landed straight into a nearby table. The three heard yelling coming from that direction immediately after.

"Maybe a little lower this time," Paintbrush noted.

"Aaaa... I'm never going to get this right..."

Test Tube turned towards the other girl. "It's okay! We believe in you!" she cheered.

Lightbulb aimed the arrow at the target. She pulled the string back, and released it.

The arrow flew below it and hit a tree.

Lightbulb sighed in disappointment.

"Hey Lightbulb! We can trade, if you want..." both of them said at the same time, then looked at each other.

"No, it's okay! I'll work on it later!"

A sudden scream echoed through the entire camp.

"What the- did Tissues sneeze on someone again?!"

Lightbulb looked in the direction of the village. "Seems like it's something worse than that..."