Homestuck Adventures: The Mage of Void and The Thief of Doom

D1. A1. C3.

You are back to being Jiskat, you want to go out and discover your world but Alphasprite won't let you. You are now frustrated.  gog, why can’t I!!! afdgheifnevnfijd… so after being depressed that you cant go outside, ink starts oozing in from your windows!! the ink forms into little imps that look like Alphamom with fairy wings… they fly all around you. Buzzing in your hear ducts. Since these things would be easy to kill you use your knifekind strife specibus. Stab each one of them and you accumulate a good amount of building grist which Jutrox uses to start building onto your redwood treehive, trying to build your way up to the first gate. More imps come in and start trashing your hive which is totally unacceptable! You start using your AXkind strife to rid of these unwanted pests.

You run upstairs through the hollow of the redwood and climb the ladder to your studio and respiteblock. Inside your studio there are no imps to be seen so you ascend the stairs to your respiteblock and to your surprize, your respiteblock is infested with imps. They’re messing with your stuff. Nobody, and you mean NOBODY

MESSES.

WITH.

YOUR.

STUFF.

You flip your shit and start swinging every which way. Imps fall and turn into grist, so much grist. For defeating all those imps in that amount of time, you have successfully leveled up into the 2nd rung of your echeladder. Going from “Meow Whisperer” to “Notorious Imp Culler” and you receive 2000 booncoins.

In no time Jutrox finishes the way up to the first gate.

==> Jiskat: Ascend.

You ascend the multiple compliation of stairs and ladders, defeting and culling enemies on the way. Ew gross.. you’re covered in imp blood and black inky sticky stuff that comes from them. BLUHHHH! You reach the last platform Jutrox made you and look up at the gate.

==>Jiskat: climb set of stairs.

You ascend the flight of stairs and then make one more jump to just touch the gate. You’re sucked in.

You fly through the gate, it’s so cool. and you reach the exit and fly out. You look around, it’s so weird.. you’re in another land, because it sure as hell isn’t your land... You recall that your land is different. Completely black, completely nothingness, now you're in a land that you can actually see things. You guess you’ll find out what it’s called later... The first thing you see is a house, so you float over because apparently you can fly now… You don’t have wings though so the logic is flawed because you’re pretty sure you’re not sleeping and you haven’t died to become god tier so you don’t have wings that come with the god tier… Anyways you look inside the house and you see… 0_0!!! W-what…? You blush profusely at the sight of this girls room.. You don’t even want to say it it’s so embarrassing… welp.

==>Jiskat: Wake up

You suddenly wake up and well, i guess you were dreaming.. god dammit! You want to know which moon you dream on… I guess you’ll have to wake up first on the moon. That explains why you were floating..

Your husktop is buzzing out of control, you better find out who’s trying to contact you so urgently.

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furieuxCerf started trolling canisMinor

FC: Jiskat

FC: h£llo! KAAAAT

FC: j£gus

FC: fu€king

FC: €HRIST

FC: Answ£r th£ fu€king €hat

FC: gog, i dont want to di£ tonight on this gog for£sak£n ro€k

CM: Jutrox!

FC: omg, it's about tim£...

CM: s#ut up, i bl@cked out ok@y?

CM: jegus...

FC: what£v£r, hav£ you install£d th£ s£rv£r play£r disk?

CM: yes, i just did.

FC: good, now €onn£€t to m£

CM: ok@yyy... Jeez..

CM: t#ere, #appy?

FC: y£s b£€aus£ now i a€tually hav£ a €hanc£ to liv£..

furieuxCerf ceased trolling canisMinor

==>Jiskat: Be Jutrox in the future.

You are now Jutrox and it seems you are sleeping.. why don’t we see where you are?

You are now dream Jutrox, you are awake! You have been awake since you were 6 sweeps old. You’ve gotten used to the golden pajamas and golden city you dream in. The Prospitian citizens have grown to know you better now, but when you first awoke on Prospit, you thought the Prospitians were annoying as fuck. You’ve have since then grown tolerant of their company. It is their moon after all.. So you feel you should be more nice toward them. They did throw a huge celebration of your awakening.

==>JUTROX BEHIND YOU!

You are confused by my yelling, but you turn around and there stands a dersite. You know damn well who it is.. Jack Noir. He has deer horns and the tail of a dragon plus a robotic eye. Your contribution. His head shape is like Alphamom. Wolf head (looks just like bec’s head only more furry) and has Fairy wings. Jiskat’s contribution obviously. He spares no time and stabs you. You cough up your navy blue blood, and fall to the ground. He takes the knife from out of your stomach and you look up at him. Everything's blurry.

You… Mother… Fucking… Coward..

Everything goes black.